SHWFFKJ ARENT THEY JUST THE CUTESSSSST^
TW: No warnings just swear words as per usual :P
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Peter would say it was a rather normal day at the compound. Natasha and Tony had tall cups of coffee in their hands tuning out fury's lecture, bruce and Wanda shared the same tired look in their eyes, Steve, Sam Bucky and thor looked bored out of their minds and Clint was late. Again.
This was a regular habit of clints. One that pissed fury off and the man was usually calm but this was reoccurring. Sleep late, wake up late show up to meetings late repeat. Although today the man with arrows, as Thor would say, was later than usual.
Natasha had just gotten off the phone with her wife, whom only the avengers were aware of. She whispered a quiet love you bye before getting off the phone. Yet she was only faced with a smug-looking Tony and Peter. Father like son I guess.
"Stop looking at me like that." She rolled her eyes dismissing them away with her hands.
"Ugh but you guys are just the sweetest you have to tell me how you won the heart of THE maria hill, my dear Natalia."
(hehe Blackhill which is dedicated to my dear vestie KJ<3)
"I swear to god Stark. And do not call me that."
Peter nodded his head agreeing with his mentor,
"No yeah I agree with Tony auntie Nat, how did you manage to date her? And also you guys are seriously so fuc-adorable! Peter paused mid-sentence grimacing as he saw a glaring Tony in the corner of his eye.
"While I don't agree with the almost use of swear words, I do agree with Peter you guys are so motherfucking cute."
"Tony what the heck you just told m-"
There was a loud bang and what followed was truly a sight to be seen. Everybody paused, then proceed to burst out in silent laughter.
The sight was simply comical.
There, standing or rather laying on the floor beneath the vent before them, was a sleep-deprived-looking Clint with hair that stood out in every direction. On his feet, he wore white fluffy bunny slippers and his body was clad with bright pink pyjamas. Yet that wasn't what stood out the most. What stood out the most was what seemed to be a ridiculous avengers blanket meant for young children tightly wrapped around the older man's shoulder.
"Clint? You okay there buddy...?" Bruce said silently snickering.
He was only met with groaning and a pathetic thumbs up.
However, Thor did not hold back laughter,
"Man of arrows what in Odin's name are you doing on the floor?!" Sam and Bucky along with Peter stood up from the meeting table and began crouching to the floor to meet his eyes.
Peter poked clint in the ribs hoping that would startle him and wake him up. However, his attempts did not work.
"Clinton Francis Barton wake up immediately."
Tony barked with laughter,
"His middle name is Francis? and here I thought the old man of the group was steve-"
Steve rolled his eyes, facepalming.
The redhead elbowed him in the side sending him a menacing glare. Only she could mock him for his ridiculous middle name,
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