𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝙾𝚏 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛

New Spider

Trigger warning: Swear words
Description: The avengers find out about Peter and freak out.

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Today was one of the days where I slept at the stark tower. Tony and I had a long day of working in the lab and watching movies all night. I usually spend the weekends with Mr. Stark, surprisingly by his request. Aunt May was less than pleased at first. But when she found out he wouldn't let a fly touch me, she agreed trusting Tony at last.

I was in my room, unaware of the avengers downstairs. I was getting really hungry and started craving pop tarts. I opened my window, closing it as quietly as I  possibly can. I climbed down the window, to the living room, opening it, and climbed in. Much like the time when Ned found out about me.

I crawled up from the walls to the ceiling, going upside down to reach the cupboard. I silently opened the cupboard, reaching for my precious pop tarts, when I felt my spidey senses tingle.

"What the fuck!!!"
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3rd person POV
Every single Avenger plus Loki sat in the living room, watching movies and relaxing after a long day of fighting evil. They needed a well-deserved rest.

They were casually throwing popcorn around at each other when Clint heard a squeak from the window. He saw a figure, spider-like, crawling up the walls to the ceiling, opening a cupboard.

"Guys.." he said warily, grabbing a broom, not having his arrows with him. They all trailed their eyes to where he was looking at.
A giant spider. This cannot be good.

Clint stood up, holding the broom with his life close to his chest. Sam, Scott trailing behind. The others remained seated on the couch, watching the 3 men intently, or should I say, boys, walking towards the figure.

Peter's POV
I heard or rather felt someone running up to me with a battle cry. I felt my sense telling me I was not going to be injured, clearly, they were wrong.

I felt something repeatedly hit me.

"Go away stupid bug! Fuck fuck it moved. Shit Sammm!!!!"
The scream was girl like, hiding behind a broom? Two girly screams followed as soon as the broom girl man did.

"Shittt!! Scott!! Sam!!! help me! Go fuck off you dumb spider, shoo!"

The man, Clint maybe, continued swatting or rather hitting me in the chest.

"Oww stop! I'm not a spider, I'm a human!" I looked over to wide eyed Scott.

"The spider talks! Omigod Sam the spider talk!"

I facepalmed, crawling away with the pop tart in my mouth, in the middle of the living room.

I laughed raising my hands in surrender. The three mightiest heroes in the world were afraid of a "Giant spider"

Natasha looked at me dead in the eyes, pointing a dangerously sharp looking dagger at me

"Who are you? What are you doing here?"

I raised my hand to speak, trying to explain the situation when The Tony stark walked in.

"What is going on here?"

3rd POV
Imagine Tony's surprise walking in on two super assassins threatening Peter with a broom and a dagger, a witch giving him a deadly glare, 2 men- sorry children hiding in the corner of the room, the rest simply not caring, looking at him merely out of curiosity.

Thor's booming voice interrupted before anyone could say anything.
"Stark are you aware there is a man of spiders in the middle of the room?"

"Guys, this is Spider man, you guys met him in Germany. Will you all chill, jeez. And stop pointing threatening things at my son!"

"I dropped a terminal on a kid?!"

"You're son?" Came Bruce's sputtering voice.

"Yes, you did capsicle. Not really, but whatever, all of you relax. You're acting like a bunch of children. Cough* "Clint, Sam"  "and" cough* Scott"

"Are you ok Kid?"

"Other than being whacked repeatedly in the chest with a broom I'm fine," said Peter rubbing his neck in anxiousness turning a bright red.

"You guys did what!?"
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Shorter than the usual, kinda trashy but funny to write. Comment and vote! Hope you enjoyed:)
Byes~
Spidey out 💓🕷