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Never. Again.

Kryoz x reader
This is also old and not very good 🙃

So today was going to be exciting and fun. The reason behind that is that John and I are going roller skating! I love roller skating, I haven’t done it in a while though. But on the other hand John is dreading it, he has only been skating a few times and has told me the stories of how awful every single time has been.

“C’mon, John. It won’t be that bad!” I try reasoning with him for the thousandth time while he drives to the rink. “Y’know, when I said you could pick our next date night I thought you’d go for something a lot more casual.” I hear him sigh as a smile reaches my lips, “Like a dinner date or a movie,” I giggle slightly, “Mini golf would have been better!” That’s when I lost it and started laughing, “It’s not that bad! I swear!” all he does is grumble.

Finally we get to the rink and get our skates. “If I fall more than five times then we’re leaving.” I chuckle lightly, “That’s not fair because you fall more than five times just by walking.” I hear a slight grunt. I bend down to tie my skates and look up to see John already looking up at me, I look down to see he hasn’t tied the skates yet either. I sigh, “Do I really have to tie your skates for you?” He makes a quick “hmph” sound and looks away. As I start to tie his skates I mumble, “Thought I was your girlfriend, not your mom.” and all I hear is John chuckle as I stand up after tying his skates. “Alright! Let’s go!”

The whole time we held hands and John fell at least three times, all thanks to me. He got the hang of it eventually, he got the hang of balancing on the skates, he could have let go of my hand but he didn’t want to risk it. “See? I told you it’s not that bad.” I smirk while looking up at him, he rolls his eyes and mumbles something. “What’d you say, pussy?” John chuckles slightly, “I told you to shut the fuck up.” I snort, “Well if you want to be like that, I’ll just let go of you.” His eyes widen as I let go of his hand and skate a little bit ahead of him, I laugh as he gives me a pleading look.

“I’m sorry, babe. Just come back!” I chuckle and turn around to skate back to him. I start to skate back to my struggling boyfriend, but just as I was about to grab his hand, he fell. Hard. My mouth falls open and I immediately go to help him up, “Oh my God! John! Are you okay?!” I frantically try to help him up. He groans out in pain and takes my hand, he slowly gets back up. “I’m fine, but my ass really fuckin’ hurts.” I chuckle, “Do you want to sit down for a while?” He nods and we go around the rink and out to some random seat.

After a few minutes of sitting there and talking I finally asked if he was okay, “No, I think I might have broken my ass.” I giggle at his remark. “So you don’t want to go back out there?” I ask as I look at the rink, “Never. Again.” I chuckle but nod slightly. “Okay, fair point. Give me your skates.” I take our skates back up to the counter and we leave the rink. I drive home since John has a broken ass. “You know, I love you and all but this was the worst date we’ve gone on.” I chuckle, “I don’t know, I thought it was pretty funny.”

Today was pretty fun and exciting, but I doubt I’ll ever get John to go roller skating ever again. Oh well, at least we got to go this one time and laugh about his busted ass.