Aries: did we have to wear a dress??
Taurus: *climbs on table* GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' FOOD!! *weird chubaca noise*
Gemini: GUYS STOP BEFORE CANCER STARTS CRYING!
Cancer: I SPENT TWO HOURS SETTING THIS PARTY!
Leo: this dress makes me look fat af
Virgo: it's because you're fat, Leo (:
Libra: TRUU *rips off dress and rolls in the mud*
Scorpio: oh we are getting naked now? *Rips off clothes and lays on table*
Sagittarius: AQUARIUS DON'T LOOK *covers aqua's eyes*
Capricorn: *makes it rain money on Scorpio*
Aquarius: Don't worry, Sag, I'm not like 5. I've seen ass before
Pisces: *puts weed in literally everything*
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