Aries: My sister bet me a 100 dollars, I couldn't built a car of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove a pasta! XD
Taurus: What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel XD
Gemini: Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail shop XD
Cancer: Why can't you hear the ptérodactyle going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent XD
Leo: How does a train eat? It goes chew chew XD
Virgo: What's Forest Grump's Password? 1Forest1 XD
Libra: What do you call a cow without legs? A ground beef XD
Scorpio: What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a big plus XD
Sagittarius: What does Batman gets in his drink? Just ice XD
Capricorn: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison XD
Aquarius: What is brown and sticky? A stick XD
Pisces: Where did Nepoleon hide his armies? In his Sleevies XD
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