Aries: *makes Mac- and- cheese* *burns it*
Taurus: can't stop swearing in front of kids
Gemini: will not let their kids quit sports bcuz they are "part of the team"
Cancer: the parent everyone loves, always has kid's friends around
Leo: "honey! Where are my keys? I forgot the kids at the mall!!"
Virgo: the parent that physically forces their kids to do homework
Libra: "Jane, stop fucking around and leave me alone, I'm tired"
Scorpio: the parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies and gives their kids money
Sagittarius: goes to yoga everyday. Annoys their kids with facts and quotes
Capricorn: *kids gets a B in their test* "lol loser! I could have done so much better! Suck it!"
Aquarius: Has a house with a pool but never uses it
Pisces: "you can smoke....you can drink...you can have sex..." "And oh! Be safe!"
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