Aries: do you think that guy's hot?
Taurus: hotter than these nachos
Gemini: I FOUND HIS FACEBOOK AND HIS NEICES'S BOYFRIEND'S SISTER'S FACEBOOK
Cancer: why can't you all be normal for just once? THIS IS THE ONLY TIME WE EVER GET INVITED TO A PARTY!
Leo: k I'm going home with this guy. Don't wait up, byee
Virgo: *trying to breakdance but falling and embrassing the whole squad*
Libra: NO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONGGGGGGGG *lays on the floor and spins*
Scorpio: I fucked 99% of these people
Sagittarius: WHY EVERYTHING IS SPINNING???????? *Passes out and most likely dead
Capricorn: eh, it's future squad's problem now
Aquarius: someone might have spiked their drink *pulls out axe* I'LL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU
Pisces: *high af and Flirting with everything that has a heartbeat*
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