🍄 Random person: Are you a boy or a girl?
Aries: fuck as if I know
Taurus: I am groot
Gemini: what are my other options?
Cancer: I'm a train wrecks and train wrecks don't have genders, they only have pain
Leo: Go ask a magic ball, you'll get an easier answer
Virgo: The gender binary is a lie and I'm too busy to saving $15 or more on my car insurance to talk about it
Libra: I'm fine, how are you?
Scorpio: *doesn't answer, pretends they never asked*
Sagittarius: I'm a raccoon, living in your attic
Capricorn: Are you Professor Oak?
Aquarius: bitch, I might be both
Pisces: no, no, no, no......no.
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