Aries: I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Taurus: Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
Gemini: Do you have any overdue library books? Cuz you've got the word "FINE" written all over
Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her, I just met the person I'm going to marry
Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Virgo: You shouldn't wear makeup, it's messing with perfection!
Libra: If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever
Scorpio: Your place or mine?
Sagittarius: Just so you know, my shoe size is 13 ;)
Capricorn: You should be someone's wife
Aquarius: Kiss me if I'm wrong. Isn't your name Gaudalupe?
Pisces: Do you have a bandaid? I just scrapped my knees falling for you
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