The Zodiac Tales (✔️ Completed)

🦋 The Signs As Comebacks/Insults 🦋

Aries: Remember the time I said I thought you were cool? I lied

Taurus: You only annoy me when you're breathing, really

Gemini: Do yourself a favour and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case

Cancer: Everyone's entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege

Leo: Sometimes it better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than opening it and remove all doubt

Virgo: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither

Libra: Do your parents even realise that they are living proof that two wrongs doesn't make a right?

Scorpio: Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd gotten enough oxygen at birth?

Sagittarius: Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?

Capricorn: There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that

Aquarius: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said

Pisces: Someday you'll go far— and I really hope you stay there

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