The zodiac friends had a long day arguing with stupid humans at Starbucks for drinks and Domino's for pizza but at last, at the end of the day they reached their hostel room.
Taurus: Foooooodd *jumps on a pile of pizza boxes*
Cancer: Stop messing the floor!
Taurus: *throws a pizza box on their face and starts laughing*
Cancer: You—
Leo: You're doing it wrong *tooks a piece of pizza and smacks Scorpio with it* Learn something from me!
Scorpio: AHHH!! You bloody piece of— *smacks Leo with the water bottle*
Libra: ....
Aquarius: What's going on?
Libra: Don't mind them, they just lost their mind while making Donald Trump bald—
Aquarius: *gasp* That's why he is bald?? Cuz of Leo and Scorpio??
Libra: Of course, duh
Aries: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING NORMAL?? I'M BORED!! LET'S KILL SOME HUMANS!!
Sagittarius: Hell yeah!! I'm on! So, frying pan or poisonous choco chips?
Aries: Pringles sounds fair
Gemini: Losers, I brought Bill Gate's cockroach
Aries and Sagittarius: ...
Gemini: So, killing is on, right?
Them: HELL YEAHHH!!
Pisces: They are so loud....I can't focus on my imagination
Virgo: What are you imagining tho?
Pisces: Capricorn in a pink skirt
Capricorn: *pops out of nowhere* WHAT??
Virgo: AHHH *freaks out and mistakenly slaps him*
Capricorn: Ouch! My precious face—
Virgo: Oops, I'm so sorry, are you Okay??
Capricorn: Yes yes lol, I'm fine
Pisces: ..OMG!! A NEW SHIP??
Everyone: For God's sake, no Pisces, no!
Pisces: Uh..okie hehe
Then after all the craziness, Pisces fell asleep between Libra and Aquarius, Cancer and Taurus ended up on the couch, Leo and Scorpio under the bed in a weird position and Capricorn cuddling Virgo.
What about the three notorious signs?
(Aries, Sagittarius and Gemini)Oh, don't mind them, they are very upset about how Libra and Pisces didn't allow them to kill humans and that's why setting up pranks for tomorrow.
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