The Zodiac Tales (✔️ Completed)

🍁 One-shot: Scorpio Special 🍁

Coffee Time:

Sagittarius: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Scorpio: As dark and bitter as my soul

Sagittarius: One white chocolate latte coming right up~

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Best Quality:

Scorpio: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?

Sagittarius: Well, I'm really good at dealing with people

Capricorn: I don't answer stupid questions

Aquarius: I can hack any computer

Leo: My eyes..oh, I guess, my butt too

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Welcome to my friends:

Scorpio: You've friends, I envy that

Pisces: You're welcome to my friends

Scorpio: *looks over Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius and Virgo* I don't want these

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Headache:

Cancer: How are yoy feeling?

Scorpio: I've been experiencing a bad headache lately that seems to come and go—

Leo: *enters* SCORPIO!!!

Scorpio: It's back again.

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Scorpio & insecurity:

Scorpio: Sometimes I feel insecure

Scorpio: But then I look at Gemini

Scorpio: And my self esteem goes through the roof

Gemini: wAiT wHaT

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Achoo!

Scorpio: So, Taurus sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

Cancer: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?

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Scorpio & Gemini:

Scorpio: Hey Gemini, Are you painting?

Gemini: Uh.....no?

Scorpio: Because I would like to nail you against the wall

Gemini: Oh god, I thought you were going to say that you want to hang me XD

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Pisces & Scorpio:

Scorpio: Gemini, pass me the chocolate

Pisces: Aww! I ship you both

Scorpio and Gemini: ....

Scorpio: *shakes his head* Anyways, where's Cancer tho?

Pisces: You missing him?? You know, I ship you and Cancer too!! :D

Scorpio: Shut up!

Leo: *enters the room* Hey Scorpio!!

Pisces: ....I knew it!! SCORPLEO FOREVER!! :D :D

Scorpio: Why am I even dating you, Pisces? (-_-;)

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