The Zodiac Tales (✔️ Completed)

🍁 One-shot: Part 2 🍁

Gemini, Sagittarius & Aquarius :

Gemini: If we're to die in...say 24 seconds, I just want to say that I love you, Aquarius

Aquarius: DIE?! What do you mean by die—

Sagittarius: Hey guy, do you know where the cereal is?

Gemini: skdjjekskskalsks...oh, hi Sag, we're talking about something important...can this wait?

Sagittarius: But Milk is getting cold...

Aquarius: You say a lot of weird words but did I hear Milk?? Who puts milk first???!

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Sagittarius & Pisces:

Sagittarius: If I run and leap at Pisces, he will certainly catch me in his arms

Sagittarius: I'm coming!!

Sagittarius: *runs at Pisces*

Pisces: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!

Pisces: *drops coffee on the floor and catches Sagittarius*

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Sagittarius & Leo:

Sagittarius: How dumb do they think we are?

Leo: Sometimes Virgo leaves me picture of food instead of shopping list...

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Good Morning Be like:

Capricorn: Good morning

Virgo: Good morning

Taurus: Good morning

Gemini: You all sounds like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Sagittarius: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!

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Love needles:

Virgo: You've got to love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab someone's eyes out. I can make mittens

Pisces: What was that middle part?

Virgo: I can make a hat

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Sagittarius and Pisces (again):

Sagittarius: Do you notice anything different about me today?

Pisces: Um, you broke in my house?

Sagittarius: No, I'm always doing that