Featuring... Himiko Yummyeno!! (and someone else..😏)
Regressor(s): Sonia Nevermind, Sayaka Maizono (Love these two)
Babysitter: Himiko Yumeno❤✨
-!Trigger warning! Hiyoko vulgarly slandering said someone else-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "And now, I will show you one final display of my magic." Himiko pulled a large blue blanket out from the hand woven basket of bits and bobs she had dubbed her 'Sorcery bin.' A small Sonia and Sayaka watched her intently from on the ground with a bowl of popcorn, mezmerized by her magic. She could pull rabbits from her hat and saw Shuichi in half without any problems!! She told them she was a mage, and now they knew it was true! Hypnotized by her powers; they watched as she held the blanket up infront of her, and recited her magicial spell,
"Now you see me... Now you don't!" The blanket fell to the floor...
And Himiko was gone, vanished right before their very eyes! The two gasped in unison as they both scooted over to the wad of blanket that was now on the floor.
"Oh no, Saya! She died!!" Heartbroken, Sonia collapsed onto the ocean of blanket. She had seen real magic for the first time, and now she never will again! Sayaka crumbled with her, them mourning the loss of the Ultimate mage, Himiko Yumeno.
Until they heard a snicker they knew all too well from behind the kitchen wall.
The one and only Kokichi Ouma. He emerged from his hiding spot with a sadisic smile, dragging Himiko by her jacket.
"Himikoo!" Both of the distraught babies rushed over to Himiko, who was now giving Ouma the stink eye as she sat on the floor with her arms crossed.
"Nisishi... Did you really think she died, or even dispeared for that matter?! Kids are so gullible these days, it kills me to see just how easily you believe such stupidly obvious lies!" Kokichi chuckled, dropping Himiko on the floor.
"Quiet Ouma, it's harmless fun, an-"
"Unlike your petty words of mistrust you only usher to see the pain of others, you slimy little snakey fuck! I hope you choke on the unhealthy amount of soda you drink Ko-bitchy!" Hiyoko jumped around the corner and shoved Kokichi aside, making him stumble over Himiko's basket and fall to the floor.
"What goes around, comes around; an-*yawn*..now I'm tired. Being a mage is hard work." Himiko begins to stand up, only to be stopped by a certain purple bastard.
"Awww, is "Himiko the Ultimate Mage" already sleepy? I thought you were-" Hiyoko cut him off.
"How many snails do you eat to get your hair that color, anyway? Cuz it's starting to take a toll your intelligence. Before you open your fucking garbage chute again, come up with better insults next time. Make me feel humored for once!" Kokichi began to "tear up" and started wailing uncontrollably.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! WHY IS EVERYONE SO! MEAN!!!!"
"Oh my god, where's your off switch!? You're starting to sound like fucking Mikan, always whining like the good-for-nothing-bitch she is!" Hiyoko began to kick him in the side, pounding him with insults. Sonia turned to Sayaka, who was staring wide-eyed at the chaos before her.
"Saya, Saya! She said the fuck word!" Sonia wisper-shouted into her ear. Sayaka snapped back to reality and made a small gasp.
"..What's the fuck word?" Sakaya asked, confused.
"Bitch!!"
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I love writing slander
I apologize for the shorter chapter today!! I don't know if Kokichi was OOC or not but live with it ig🤷♀️ Also I' m aware of the irony of Kokichi and Hiyoko's statments but iron is good for your body right? /j
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