Danganronpa age regression oneshots! (SFW)

🤍🔎"You don't Bother me.."💚🍀 (Kyoko + Makoto)

Regressor: Makoto Neagi

Carer: Kyoko Kirigiri

Amazing bestie: Aoi Asahina

!TW for self-hatred and swearing!

Oh look, Makoto angst! AKA me projecting my crippling self-hatred onto my favorite characters for plot :D..  So yeaaahh, 

~established romantic and CglRe relationship~

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"Makoto, Makoto! I wanna show you some.. thing..?"

You know kindness won't get you by in the real world, right?

You're just a simp, aren't ya?

Can't hold your own to save your life, huh?

"Makoto..?"

Being a doormat isn't a cute look on you.

Grow a pair of balls, will ya?

Aww, look at these noodle arms! You're just asking to be someone's damsel in distress!

"Makoto, what are you saying? I can't hear you mumbling, ya' know."

I can't take you seriously with that babyface! Are you sure you're actually 17?

I doubt you have anything worth saying.

Just remember, nice guys finish last.

"Wait, none of that is true!.."

Fucking sissy.

She doesn't want to get in bed with you.

Shush, Makoto. The adults are talking.

"Please, snap out of it!"

No one likes a softie, Makoto.

So goddamn sensitive! Just crying for no reason seems to be a hobby of yours, huh?

Don't blow away in the wind, sweethe-

*SLAP*

"MAKOTO! PLEASE STOP SAYING THESE THINGS!! NOBODY ACTUALLY THINKS THIS WAY ABOUT YOU!!"(Hina, my love, that's not how it works.)

The entire cafeteria went silent for only a few seconds before the volume began increasing back to normal.

 Aoi was seething with rage, but she wasn't actually mad at Makoto. She was just concerned for her friend, who had been talking to himself in the corner all of lunch period. Come to think of it, he had distanced himself from his friends all day.

Makoto held his tearstained cheek in his hand with a wide-eyed expression on his face, since he still had a bit of whiplash from being yanked back into reality by Asahina. The sudden transition was jarring, sure; but at the same time, it felt like the clouds finally parting after a long, stormy day, and he can finally feel the sun shine onto his face.

"You.. heard me..? I'm sorry, I didn't know I was even talki-"

"Shush."

Aoi put her index finger to Makoto's lips and guided him out of the stuffy cafeteria.

"But wait-"

"I'm taking you to Mama Kyoko, no questions asked." 

"M-mama!? I-I'm not small, Hina.." Makoto mumbled as he shriveled into his hoodie even more than he already was.

"I'm aware, but judging by the way you're acting, I think you will be soon. Besides, don'cha wanna see your girlfriend after all that time without her? I bet she really misses you." Aoi patted his head, causing his ahoge to flop around like a dogs' tail.

"..Maybe." Makoto giggled shyly.

 He could already feel himself regressing. After all, he was about to see Mama Kyoko for the first time in a long while! She has been gone for the past week because of family duties, so he was feeling pretty lonely without her. Although he had to admit, it was fun swimming with Hina, Sakura, Akane, and Nekomaru in the pool when no one was there.

Once they reached Kyoko's dorm, Aoi knocked on the door obnoxiously. "Ohh Kyokoooo! You have a special visitor waiting to see yooou!"

A few seconds later, Kyoko opened the door with a place of sushi in her free hand. She struggled to keep it upright as Makoto tackled-hugged her.

"I missed yoo mommy! Why did ya have to be gone for so long?!"

Kyoko stumbled slightly. "Ah! I missed you too; now can you please let go, I have food in my hands."

"Sowwy Mommyyyy." Makoto pouted. Him and Aoi made their way into Kyoko's room, which looked as pristine as always. She was the only one not to decorate her dorm, so it looked rather plain; but under her bed is where the magic is, because she kept a plastic tub of some toys for Makoto when he regressed with her. 

Makoto darted to the aforementioned container and took out his quaint collection of Duplo blocks. He loved making castles and fighting off evil dragons and witches; because to him, hope always wins,

even when it's just a Duplo village.

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I love Neagiri!! It's just so lovely and unproblematic, plus it's the only ship I really like with Makoto romantically(Totally valid if you don't agree though).

But like, Aoi Asahina supremacy🛐🛐🛐 I would run over babies for those thigh pillows.