Regressor: Ibuki Mioda
Babsitter-until-we-get-things-sorted-out: Genocide Jack
Actual carer: Mikan Tsumiki
How to write vulgar characters as family-friendly as possible while still remaining in character- wait this isn't Google .-. I'll just keep the swearing as light as possible. This also takes place in Hoeps Peak because I said so.
~100% platonic~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Miki-mi! I missed yoo soooo much, I couldn't find you anywhere!! o(>0<)o" Ibuki grabbed onto the waist of a young lady with long, flowing purple hair.
"Look kid, I ain't got no clue who "Miki-mi" is, but can ya' let go of me, cuz I'm damn sure I ain't her!" A raspy voice spat instead of the soft tone that Mikan used.
The girl turned around, revealing it wasn't at all Mikan, but Genocide Jack instead. Her hair was down today, hence the confusion from the little musician. Ibuki pulled away and paused for a minute before giggling.
"Your tongue is vewy long, and pointy too. It looks like my buns!" Ibuki pointed up to her triangular buns, with her own tongue poking out slightly.
"Hehe, that's right. Now squirt, can ya tell me who is this "Miki-mi" that you love so much?" Jack patted her head, resulting in a small 'blep' sound being produced the littler one.
Ibuki tapped her pointer fingers together while making a kissy face with her lips. "Her weal name is Mikan, but I like Miki-mi better cuz it sounds like the name of my stuffie, and her name is Memi-mi! '-3-"
"That's cute and all; but Mikan should in the dining hall, she was getting snacks or sum shit when I was there." Jack pointed down the staircase that went down to the second floor.
"Otay, Thank yoo!" Ibuki went to skip away before Genocide Jack grabbed her wrist. "Wait kid, hold up. Are you sure ya' know the way there? If ya' want I guess I can walk ya' there so ya' don't get lost or sum shit."
Ibuki pouted and thought for a moment, before giving her answer.
"(。_。)...Nope!" Ibuki held her hand out shyly like a princess getting her hand kissed. 'P'ease take me to Miki-mi..."
Jack took her hand, leading her to her caregiver. "Alright squirt, let's get a move on."
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"Hey, Miss Chouyuu!*"
Mikan spat out her lemon water. "Gah!" She turned around and gave a quiet sigh of relief. "O-oh, i-it's just you.."
Genocide Jack spun her custom scissors around her fingers. "Yea, your uncooked tater tot over here has been looking for your fat ass."
"T-tater tot..?" Mikan answered with a perplexed look on her face. Ibuki promptly ran out from behind Genocide Jack and squeezed her newfound momma into a tight hug.
"MOMMA! :D" Ibuki dug her face in Mikan's chest, causing her to go completely red.
"Ibuki, w-where have you b-been!?" Mikan managed to sputter out.
"I was on tha third floow wit all tha art stuff, an' then Jacky found me and bwought me to you!" Ibuki chirped.
"O-oh.. Now, w-what do you say to G-Genocide Jack..?"
"Taaannkk yooou! :D" Ibuki twirled over and hugged Genocide Jack once more.
"No need to thank me, squirt; but can ya stop hugging me for god's sake!?" Ibuki stepped away, her head hanging low. "Oh, I'm sowwy. Huggings' jus' so much fun tho!"
"Yeah, I can tell.."
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"How the hell do you do that, anyway?"
"Do what? ('･ω･')"
"That!"
"Ohhh, this? (^・ω・^)"
"Yeah, that."
"Oh, wike this!"
"HHhnnnnnngggg..."
":D"
"Yo tf."
"Just twy it!!╰（‵□′）╯"
"okay okay, finnee."
"eeeeeeehmmajkasfnafkmmm.."
"ヾ(≧へ≦)〃"
"Yayy, you did it!!"
"(⊙ˍ⊙) Holy shit.."
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*Basically what Chouyuu means is an anime girl with bazongas that are disproportionally large compared to their body. Please don't look it up UNLESS you are prepared to see naked booba, and a lot of it. Just wanted to warn you innocent souls :)
Haha! I found out how to type Kaomoiji on my laptop!!ヾ(^▽^*))
Anywayssss.. Since it's Thanksgiving break for me, I should be posting more often! I don't think I'll post on Thanksgiving day, but I might write something short beforehand.
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