Danganronpa age regression oneshots! (SFW)

💚🍀Mischief🖤🩸 (Nagito + Izuru)

Regressors: Nagito Komaeda and Izuru Kamakura

!SPOILERS for SDR2! If you don't know who Izuru Kamakura is, then please click off!

Is Izuru a separate person from Hajime in this one?

I guess? Just don't think about it too much. 

And no, they arent in the dorms. 

Where are they? ..Don't think about that one too much either. Also somebody says hell like once so-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Rawr!" Nagito bashed his yellow raccoon plush into Izuru's armless teddy bear he was borrowing from him. "Oh, looks like you won... I'm bored now, let's do something that's actually fun.." Izuru looks down to the floor. Nagito raises an eyebrow. "Hmmm.."

"I tink I might just have an idea.."

 Izuru snaps his head to look back at him. "Like what..?" Nagito leans in to spill the contents of his boredom-killing plan of glory to him. "Hmm.. Sounds intresting enough, I guess.." Kamakura shrugs. Nagito takes his hand, "Then let's go!" and leads little Izuru to the scene of their crime-to-be.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nagito stopped at the refrigerator, already beginning to open and examine the items inside. "Alwight, now you must be quiet, Okay Izulu?"  He put his finger to his lips. Izuru looked unamused. "It's Izuru, how many times do I have to tell you?" Nagito slumps over the jar of mayonnaise he pulled out of the fridge. "I knooow, but r's are sooo hawd to pwonounce! Besidesh, would you wather be..

Izuwu?.."  

"..."

"Now, can you get the Cool Whip, Izulu?" Nagito  requested as if nothing happened.

 Izuru rolled his ruby red eyes. "I hate you." He threatened as he got the Cool Whip from the other side of the fridge. "Naaah you wove me, that's why you got me dis. Now; empty this, my sewvant!" Nagito slammed down the Mayonnaise onto the counter with a big ol' cheesy grin on his face. 

"The day I become your servant is the day I plan to board the next plane to Hawaii, change my name, and cut my hair." Izuru began to scoop the remaining mayonnaise from the jar. "Heyy that was mean.. You weally don't wike me..?" Nagito whimpered.

 "Oh- um I- I don't actually dislike you that much.."

 Izuru attempted to calm the younger down. "Yay!" He sprung back up like he wasn't just on the brink of tears. 'Oh.. It was that easy?..' Izuru thought to himself.

"So how do you know Kazuichi eats this stuff from the jar? It smells awful, I want to die just thinking about touching it." Izuru questioned. Nagito shrugged in reponse. "Eh, it's not wike he keeps it a secwet. As for the bad smell.. I dunno!" 

"Oh well, then. Here you go, Komeada.." Izuru hands the now-empty jar back to Nagito, who immediately dumped the Cool Whip into it's new home.

 "It's allll done! Now all we gotta do is wait.." Nagito put the Cool Whip back with a devilish expression on his face, his mouth was turned into an almost demonic smile. "Come on! We gotta hide befowe he see us!!" Nagito yanked Izuru into the storage closet parellel to the kitchen, keeping the door open by only a crack.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Timeskip sponsored by Cool Whip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Today's victim of this not-so-heinous crime was Kazuichi Soda, who made his way down the stairs into the living room, then the kitchen. The partners in crime watched intentively as he opened the fridge, got out a spoon, and pulled out the mayonnaise. He opened the jar, stuck the spoon in, and put it into his mouth. He spat out the spoon almost immediately; which went flying and hit the wall infront of him, falling to the floor with a clank.

 "The hell?.." 

He picked up the spoon was he excamined the container, now noticing the color of the "mayonnaise" was lighter by a good deal. He tasted it again, before his eyes fell onto the Cool Whip container, which was now in the trash. 

Then the door flung open..

"HA! WE BAMBOOB- BAMBOOZALED YOU!!" Nagito jumped out of the closet screaming, also revealing Izuru sitting on his knees with a slight smile on his face.

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Wahoo! ... I think Nagito's OOC.. Haha.. *dissolves* He's acting an awful lot like Kokichi, which I think he would basically be if he wasn't so self-degrading (among other things).

Anyways look at this sprite edit! LOOK AT IT!! LET IT FILL YOU WITH HOPE!! I also don't think Izuru slurs his words in headspace so yes he is tiny!!

-sprite edit isn't mine-