Regressors: Kokichi Ouma and Celestia Ludenburg (How is Hope's Peak not a crimescene yet)
Babysitter: Kirumi Tojo (pray for her real quick)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Uno!" Kokichi prounced victoriously as he slapped down a yellow seven onto the stack of cards. Celeste tried to keep a straight face, but inside she was fuming. It's harder to keep your feelings in check when someone's throne is on the line, even if it isn't your own! She glanced down at her deck of cards so she could make her next move,
'A gween six, wed five, bloo four, wed seve- seven!'
Celeste put down the seven with as much of a composed face as she could muster. Kokichi almost combusted on the spot when the red seven was placed on the stack. He didn't have a red card or a seven left! His ego deflated as he pulled a card from the extra stack between the two.
A green two.. Kokichi didn't know whether he was gonna cry or scream first! Maybe even both!
He pulled another, and another, and another, until he finally got a red card. he slid it onto the pile, defeated, his contrsuction paper crown slumping down onto his face as well. Celeste put down her red five, and Kokichi, his blue five. Celeste smirked as she placed her blue four on the gradually growing stack.
"Uno." She chuckled. "Who's winning now, Kokichi?"
"That's KING Kokichi to yoo!!" Kokichi exclaimed, angry tears streaming down his face.
"Not fow long~" The tiny gambler teased.
Kirumi poked her head around the corner upon hearing the commotion.
"Would you please keep it down for the final time? Sore losers don't get cookies." Kirumi shushed Kokichi, which did nothing to calm the raging storm inside of him.
"I HAVEN'T WOST YET!!" He screeched.
Kirumi glared a dagger that landed right at his face.
"Even so, you will play nice or I'll take all the cookies down to the Athetics club." Kokichi shut up immediately after hearing that.
Kirumi sighed as she turned the corner. "That's what I thought."
"..."
"Isn't it yoooour turn now?" Celeste finally broke the silence, staring into his teary eyes.
Kokichi let out a big groan as he put a blue six onto the pile. Celeste set her final card down and smiled brightly, letting him know he really just lost his entire kingdom to an outsider.
All over a game of uno.
"Oh no, it seems you've wost. You are no wonger king, so now I am the Queen Celwestia Ludenbuwg of Tottopia. You may now bow if you wish to be spawed fwom bathing Grand Bois Chewi Ludenbuwg, my lovely pwince!!" Celeste pet her absolute unit of a cat as she said this, who was loafed satisfyingly next to her.
Kokichi threw his crown at her with a huff and a pout, which she just set to the side.
"Nono, this isn't what I wan'ed, what I wan'ed was..." Celeste glanced around the living room until she laid her eyes on the item she so desired. She stood up and walked over to the couch where it sat still, staring blankly at the commotion.
"This." She held up Kokichi prized treasure and partner-in-crime, who was a relatively large black cat squishmallow with a small golden 500 embroidered into his left ear.
"Nooo! We agweed we wouldn't take stuffies!" Kokichi loudly whined, tears were now streaming uncontrollably down his flushed face.
"Mm, I changed my mind."
"You can't do that!!"
"Yes I can, I'm queen!"
"I guess Akane gets all your cookies then!"
Ah beans.
"-Wait noooo!"
"Nope, too late." Kirumi snapped. "You kept arguing after I told you five times to stop, and now you must suffer the consequences."
"Pllllleeeaaseee? We'll be good for the west of the day!" The two begged, falling to their knees and clawing at her dress for forgiveness. No cookies? That fate is almost worse than death!
She heaved a heavy sigh. "... You can each share half of a cookie after dinner, how's that?"
Kokichi and Celeste both jumped back on their feet and hugged Kirumi tightly by the waist. "Yay! Tank yoo!"
"It's fine, just please behave."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -Extra cuz I love you ╰╰(-3-)'-
"Now I have to put the cookies in the cabinet so they don't sneak any-"
"-Akane?! How did you get here?!"
"What? You said you were gonna give them to the athletics club if they didn't behave, and they didn't, so it's free real estate!"
"But how did you get here?! The door never even opened!"
"Who said I used the door?"
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I'm back from the dead, and I come bearing cross-game ships! I don't really see them getting along normally, but when they tiny, I think they're frienemies at best lol. Just thought it was cute to write.
Also Akane. I'm a former gymnast so I have a heavy attachment to her.(┬┬﹏┬┬)
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