Baby Olsen

Chapter 4

Elizabeth woke up from a strange dream, she gave birth to her mother, ran into Bill Nye the science guy, and then made a getaway on the Tower of Pisa. Jarnette said she needed to go shopping for maternity bras and bigger clothing because she would start bloating. Boyd was still sleeping, so she had to get out of bed without waking him.

When she completed her mission Elizabeth waddled down the stairs, her last month of her first trimester would start soon, she and Boyd would find out the gender of Bean next week, she was ecstatic. She rested her hands on her stomach and smiled, before losing her footing and slipping on the stairs, "Oh!".

Her socked feet kept sliding until she grabbed the railing and came to a stop, she was almost laying down on the stairs, "Lizzie?".

"All good", Elizabeth heaved herself onto her feet.

When she safely made it down the stairs she walked into the kitchen, "Morning mama".

"Morning hun".

Jarnette turned, a stack of hot pancakes in her hand, "Everything you want is on the table".

Elizabeth turned and eyed the bright red strawberries in the white bowl, she walked to the table and sat down. Just as she was about to dig into the pancakes, which had most of everything on the table, Boyd walked into the kitchen, and glared at the food she had her knife and fork resting on the top of. Elizabeth slowly cut the pancakes and raised them to her mouth, "Don't eat that!".

It was too late, she had the first bite in her mouth, it stuffed her mouth full, her cheeks fluffed out, making her look like a chipmunk, "What are you going on about?", Elizabeth tried to say, but with the pancakes in her mouth it came out as, "Whab bah boo gohin bon ahout".

"You can't eat stuff like that with my child in you".

She swallowed, "It's my body, and in case you haven't noticed I'm housing bean for nine months and ruining my body. It's my baby too, I can choose what I eat".

"I'm looking out for you, stop being difficult!".

"Mama, I'm going out", Elizabeth rushed upstairs as fast as she could.

She ran a brush through her hair and tied it up in a messy ponytail, she grabbed her ugg boots, and her sunglasses, Elizabeth walked down to the front door and pulled it open.

"Don't you dare leave, Liz!".

She ignored Boyd and slammed the door closed, it opened as she unlocked the car, "Elizabeth!".

She slammed her car door closed, Boyd slammed his hands on the window, "Don't go eating shit!".

Elizabeth ended up at a McDonalds, with almost everything on the breakfast menu in front of her, "Can I throw some of this away for you?".

Elizabeth looked up from her egg McMuffin, "Please", the worker smiled.

When the lady came back, she sat down, across from Liz, "They wanted me to check on you".

"Oh", she looked back down, Elizabeth knew she must've looked like a pig, ordering all this food.

"Not in a bad way, you just looked down".

Elizabeth nodded and sniffed, "Stupid hormones", she rubbed her eyes.

"Are you okay?", the woman looked concerned.

"I think", Elizabeth paused to look at her name tag, "Delilah".

Delilah smiled, "Wanna talk about it".

"I couldn't trouble you with that nonsense", the door flew open.

"Liz!", Elizabeth groaned.

"What about now?".

"Sure".

"We gotta go home", Boyd threw an arm around her shoulder, "Get some fruit into you".

Delilah stood, as the restaurant stopped, "Excuse you!", she jabbed a finger into his chest.

Elizabeth looked down, "That's okay, I'm getting fatter than I should anyways".

The blonde glared at Boyd, "Tell her she's fat now hey, by the looks of it, and I mean no offense, she's pregnant with your kid. So it's okay if she eats junk, and by the way she's acting, it doesn't happen all the time. So get your manky ass hands off her shoulder", Delilah paused as Boyd removed his hands, "And put those comments away. She could've aborted the kid, but she didn't. So I suggest if you want to be involved in the kid's life, stop being rude".

Boyd glared, "It's my partner, and my child".

"Keep it going and neither of them will be yours. Biologically yes, in the kid's case, but you'll just be a sperm donor".

Boyd glared once more and walked out, "You good girly?".

"Yeah".

Elizabeth knew that Delilah and her would be friends, even more so once Delilah reacted to what happened that morning, "That wan-. That mega douche", she stopped herself before she could finished her sentence, and corrected herself.

By the time it was lunch they had each other's numbers and a lifelong friend.

"Lizzie", Jarnette rushed out to hug her daughter, "I heard you have a friend and managed to piss off Boyd in the space of an hour".

"Yeah".

"He's in the living room, still pretty mad, and are you doing a gender reveal?".

"I think so, I want it to be a surprise".

"Gender reveal then?".

"That would be lovely momma".

"You're back", Boyd didn't sound impressed.

"Yeah, sorry about the restaurant".

He glared, "She called you fat too".

"She said I looked pregnant, considering the fact my tummy is bigger and the amount of food I ordered, I wouldn't consider her assumption calling me fat".

Boyd ended up in the guest room that night.