Some incorrect quotes bc Yin-Yang is mah child ^w^

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by YTCat123
by YTCat123
                                    
                                              Trophy: yo dumbass, get over here!
Knife: ok-
Lightbulb: *gleefully runs past* I'm coming!
Knife: but I thought... I was... dumbass...
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Nickel: I think I got your lunch *holds up a note that reads 'I'm very proud of you! Love, OJ'*
Paper: yeah, I don't think this was for me *holds up a note that reads 'Be good. For the love of God, please be good'*
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Fan: yes, I'm adopting Egg and you cowards can't tell me no!
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Cherries: uhh, Paper? OJ is in the pool and I don't think he's water proof
Paper: what?
Pickle: I think he meant: OJ is drowning
Paper: WHAT?!
*meanwhile* 
OJ: *drowning*
Salt: OH MY GOD! OJ, KEEP SWIMMING!
OJ: I can't swim — *sinks*
Salt: OJ!!!
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Paintbrush: I think you're still suffering from the effects of your party last night
Lightbulb: but all I drank was RedBull!
Paintbrush: how many?
Lightbulb: eighteen
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MePhone: you're charged with... breaking into a pet store?
Toilet: I thought the animals might be lonely
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Fan: which way did Paintbrush go?
Lightbulb: well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I guess they went left 
Fan: you could really figure it out from that?
Lightbulb: no you idiot, they sent me a text. See?
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MePhone: *in a jail cell* what about my Miranda rights?! You're supposed to say I have the "right to remain silent"! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Rusty Joe: you have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity 
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Nickel: next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes "oh, fuck"
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MePhone: do you want to talk about your emotions, MePad?
MePad: no, I don't feel anything at all anyway
Toilet: I do!
MePhone: we know, Toilet
Toilet: I'm sad
MePhone: we know, toilet
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Pickle: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate
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Computer: please enter a password
Sal: *types in OJ*
Computer: your password is too weak
Salt: how fucking DARE YOU-
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Knife: FIGHT ME!
Taco, standing behind him holding a laser gun: *mouths* do not
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Paintbrush: ok, I'm going to get the wedding cake
Lightbulb: perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear
Paintbrush: you mean ring bearER right?
Lightbulb:
Paintbrush: look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding
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That's it for now XD