Inanimate Insanity randomness

Some incorrect quotes because Bow is an icon

Bow: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me

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Fan: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars

Paintbrush: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE would wake me up just to look at the damn sky they will immediately be removed from my life!

Same bestie

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Taco: I get it. You're having a hard time lately and are stressed out. Seven people died-

Microphone: Twelve, actually

Taco: That's not the point. They're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Microphone: Yours!

Taco: That's right, no one's

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Cheesy: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Test Tube, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Cheesy: 

Cheesy: fsh *knee slap*

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Balloon: Here's some advice

Nickel: I didn't ask for any

Balloon: Well, too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Pickle, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Nickel, walking in covered in ink: Well maybe that squid was being a dick

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Lightbulb: *bleeding on the floor*

Paintbrush: QUICK! WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?!

Lightbulb: Uhm, tall, brown, blonde hair-

Test Tube: NO, YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Lightbulb, looking at her wound: Uhh, red?

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Lightbulb: Change is inedible  

Fan: Don't you mean inevitable?

Lightbulb, spitting out coins: No, I didn't 

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Test Tube: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Lightbulb will and will not eat.

Fan Grass? Yes!

Test Tube: Moss? Yes!!

Fan: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Test Tube: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Fan: Worms? Sometimes!

Test Tube: Rocks? Usually nah.

Fan: Twigs? Usually!

Test Tube: Paper's cooking? Inconclusive!

Paintbrush: How did you... test this?

Test Tube: You just hand her stuff and say 'eat this' and if she eats it, she eats it.

Paintbrush: ... I don't know how to feel about this.