Inanimate Insanity randomness

Where are you? (Texting)

Paintbrush: Where are you?

Lightbulb: I left early

Lightbulb: Sorry I couldn't stay longe :(

Paintbrush: Wtf where are you going?

Lightbulb: I'm going home

Paintbrush: Are you kidding me?! Come back, you're drunk!

Lightbulb: Dw Painty I called an Uber

Paintbrush: We drank at your place

Lightbulb: Oh

Lightbulb: Where am I going?

Paintbrush: Wow seriously? Get the driver on the phone