Nickel in court

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by YTCat123

by YTCat123

Balloon: Nickel, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.

Nickel: Why? I'm fine on the stand!

*flashback to Testimony #1*

Nickel: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Nickel, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME!

*flashback to Testimony #2*

Nickel: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying?

*flashback to Testimony #3*

Nickel: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.

Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?