Inanimate Insanity randomness

Glow stick

Humanized

Paintbrush: damn it, the power went out

Lightbulb: don't worry Painty, I got this

Lightbulb: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Paintbrush: what-?

Lightbulb: I swallowed a glow stick!

Paintbrush, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-