Inanimate Insanity randomness

✨Taco the explorer✨

Season 1 Taco cuz yea

Taco, driving the car: Dududu DORA! Dududu DORA!

*CRASH*

Taco: Oopsies! Looks like we ran over another pedestrian!

Taco: What should we do?

Taco: I know! BACKPACK!

-backpack backpack-

Pickle, dressed as the backpack: Anything you may need, I got it inside-

Pickle: Oh my god Taco WHAT THE FUCK-

Taco: Hehehe, we accidentally flattened this man and now we need a tool to help!

Pickle: Yeah, you probably got a phone in here or something right?

Taco: *stare*

Pickle: Taco, why did you even pack all this stuff?

Taco: Yay! Now we got all the tools to help us!

Pickle: Taco, we need to call the cops!

Taco: if you call the cops, I'll tell them you did it!

Pickle: W-what?

Taco: AND WHO DO YOU THINK THEY BELIEVE? AN INNOCENT TACO WITH MENTAL ILLNESS, OR A WEIRD GAY PICKLE DRESSED AS A BACKPACK WHO FOLLOWS HER AROUND?

Pickle: W-w-

Taco: Now do it!

*after burying the body*

Taco: WE DID IT! WE DID IT! YAY! WE HID THE BODY!