Inanimate Insanity randomness

II as Vines

Salt, singing: I just want you for my own

OJ, also singing: Please leave me the fuck alone

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Toilet, trying to wake up dead MePhone: Mistah Phone, Mistah Phone!

Toilet: Oh my fuckin god he fuckin dead-

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Cherries: Why are you crying?

Marshmallow: BECAUSE APPLE WANTS TO MARRY ME! THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING!

Cherries: You're crying because you don't wanna marry her?

Marshmallow: YES!

Apple: I WILL MARRY YOU!

Marshmallow: NOO-

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Lightbulb: I'M JOHN CENA! *proceeds to play the John Cena theme on two flutes with her nose*

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MePad: *comes sliding down smoothly* Good evening

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MePhone: Lightbulb get up and get ready for the elimination time

Lightbulb, singing: Nooo, I don't wanna go, noo! Please MePhone don't make me go-

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Test Tube: There's this new thing called Fre- Haha Fre sha va cado! *starts laughing* FRE SHA VA CADO-

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Paintbrush, talking about Trophy and Cheesy, who are walking by: And they were roommates!

Fan: Oh my god they were roommates-

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Lightbulb, singing: I want to see my little boy!

Paintbrush, also singing, carrying Baxter: Here he comes!

Lightbulb, taking Baxter: I want to see my little boy!

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Cheesy, standing next to a "Baby changing station" sign: Baby changing station *covers the C with his hand* baby hanging station

Cherries and Yin-Yang: *cheers loudly*

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Pepper: When there's too much drama at school, at you gotta go iss: walk awayyayyayy!

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Fan: Go ahead and introduce yourself

Salt: My name is Salt with a B and I have a fear of insects-

Fan: Whoa stop stop stop

Salt: What?

Fan: Where's the B? 

Salt: ThErE's A bEe?!

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Cheesy, driving: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

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Suitcase: Hey! How're you doing? 

Balloon: Oh I'm doing just fine. I lied, I'm dying inside-