Inanimate Insanity randomness

Some incorrect quotes again bc yesh and bc I'm a Paintbrush and Taco simp

Lightbulb: this date is boring!

Paintbrush: this isn't a date, I said I was going to the store

Lightbulb: then why did you invite me?

Paintbrush: I didn't. I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you Painty I'll do whatever I want!"

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Knife: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man!

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Police: you're arrested for carrying three people on a single motorcycle 

Nickel, with Balloon and TK behind him: wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: yeah, three

Nickel: oh no, what the fuck!

Police: wha-

Nickel: BOX FELL OFF!

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Test Tube: are you coming to bed?

Fan: wait, this is important

Test Tube: what?

Fan: someone hate-commented on my blog

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Clover: may luck (and this photo of MePhone eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you

Plot twist: the "silly picture" in that one III episode was MePhone eating shredded cheese at 3 am

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Knife, visiting Hotel OJ: hey, I just came here to-

Knife: *sees Nickel shoving Balloon in the washing machine while Cheesy records and Bomb watches while Yin-Yang is arguing with themselves about water and DrFizz in the background*

Knife, retreating: something suddenly came up

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Suitcase: you should apologize to Balloon!

Nickel: fine

Nickel: unfuck you or whatever

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Lightbulb: Painty, I can't do this stupid math!

Paintbrush: what's the math problem?

Lightbulb: we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we don't multiply

Fan, covering Yin-Yang's ears while Paintbrush is smacking Lightbulb across the face repeatedly: not gonna lie that was hella smooth

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Fan: what do rainbows mean to you?

Clover: gay rights

Bow: there's money

Goo: the sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood

Test Tube: it's an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops

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Marshmallow: so Apple was just using me?

Paintbrush: I'm sorry, Marsh