Inanimate Insanity randomness

Lightbulb cookinnnn (Lightbrush?)

Paintbrush: What's the one thing I told you not to do?

Lightbulb: Burn down the house

Paintbrush: And what did you do?

Lightbulb, holding a cookie pizza: Made you dinner

Paintbrush:

Lightbulb: ...and burnt the house-