Inanimate Insanity randomness

Bright Lights reactions on being told they're straight

Lightbulb: The fuck, no I'm not. 

Test Tube: Excuse the hell out of you? 

Marshmallow: Ding dong, you are wrong! 

Fan: Who told you that? And why did they lie? 

Apple: Rude. 

Paintbrush: *punches the person*