Inanimate Insanity randomness

M a t h (Lightbrush)

Paintbrush: If you have 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many would you have left?

Lightbulb: None.

Paintbrush: Lightbulb, this is basic math.

Lightbulb: I'd give them all to you because I love you

Paintbrush, visibly holding back tears: Lightbulb...