Inanimate Insanity randomness

Oop-

If Cobs wasn't evil and just a good dad figure to MePhone

MePhone: I lost my virginity today!

Cobs: Wow, cool, sit down so we can celebrate!

MePhone: Well... about that... I can't, it kinda hurts...

Cobs: 

Yea your son is gay Cobs