Alternate (Shuichi Saihara x fem reader)

Chapter Four: Class Trial

"Let's begin with the alibis," Kokichi grinned. "That'll give us a good idea of who could've killed Keeboy! What are they, hm? Hmmm?" I wanted to choke him. Seeing him lead the trial churned my stomach greatly, and I was ready to bash his head in with a wooden plank.

"The alibis are that Rantaro and Tsumugi were with me and y/n at my lab, Tenko and Himiko were at Himiko's lab, Miu has no alibi—"

"We fuckin' get it!"

"— Maki and Kaito have each other's alibis, but they aren't very solid, and Kokichi..." he trailed off to think for a second. "...We can't confirm that Kokichi was restrained at that time, so he also has no alibi."

"Ha! Get rekd! Fucking lying ass virgin dork!"

"How mean," he sniffed a fake tear. "For someone like that horny good-for-nothing bimbo to insult me, how mean can you be? I'm the supreme leader of evil...I have so much going well in my life...but your smelly breath can still find ways to make me seem like I'm unwanted."

"Hey, Cumkichi, do you have all your ribs to suck your own dick like that?"

"Nope!"

"Can we please talk about Keebo's murder?" Maki asked, trying to keep the conversation on track. "I have questions. To start, Keebo was completely dismantled, but was there any tool that could've been used to do that?"

"They probably just cut him up with a katana," Kokichi mentioned.

"Maybe they axed him?" Kaito asked.

"Keebo was gushing oil. We would've found some trace of that outside of the scene, like a trail or some left on the weapon," Shuichi responded.

"I know what they did!" Miu shouted. "I know!"

"Hey, do you think he self-destructed?" Tenko theorized.

"In that wooden room? He'd burn down the school," I answered.

"I know! There was a wire trap!" Miu shouted.

"I agree," Shuichi said. "There was some wire found at the scene of the crime, some of which was tied into the wooden walls and ceiling."

"Was there?" Maki asked. "I hadn't noticed. There was none on Keebo's body, so I think we can rule out that possibility."

"The wire was used to kill Keebo. I'm sure of it." He thought for a second. "The wire was very strong and durable, but when I tested it in water, it dissolved almost immediately."

"Fuck yeah! That wire is another rad invention by the gorgeous girl genius standing before you!" Miu puffed her chest out to boast about the weapon. "That wire is the single strongest wire available, able to cut through even diamond! But it dissolves in any liquid! Hell yeah!"

"Why would you make it dissolve in liquid?" I asked, out of curiosity.

"Don't ask me. Ask the person who had me make it." She growled over in Kokichi's direction, and we all knew. He wanted it to commit a murder.

"Kokichi, why would you want it to dissolve in liquid?" Shuichi asked sternly.

"Huh? Why should I tell you? Hmph!" He crossed his arms and stuck his nose up. "I don't want to say anything! I plead the fifth!"

"Miu, did you ask him why?"

"I don't wanna hear about this freak show's kinky ideas! I knew from the start what the goddamn idea was and I wasn't about to think about you three like that! Gross!" I knew that the chance of her having the right idea was close to none, but what the hell did she mean by three?