- I dare Merida to be lovey dovey with Hiccup!
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Merida: Not on yer life.
Rapunzel: A dare is a dare, young lady!
Merida: Me? Be "lovey dovey"? With Dragon Boy? Three things that must never be put into one sentence.
Jack: Why not? You two coupled two dares ago, didn't you? *grins*
Merida: *jabs finger at Jack's chest* We were just makin' noise, remember?!
Rapunzel: *gasps* So, you admit it. You guys really did cheat. That's just not fair! A punishment is due. *crosses arms*
Merida: *laughs* How can I make it up to ye, my lady Punzel? *jokingly bows*
Rapunzel: *chuckles* You can make up for it by doing this dare.
Jack: Hiccup is asleep right now. Poor guy's all dared-out from the last chapter.
Merida: What do ye want me to do about it?
Elsa: Wake him up, maybe?
Merida: Aight, where's the airhorn? *starts rummaging through cabinets*
Elsa: Airhorn?!
Rapunzel: Merida, no! Wake him up with... a kiss. Come on, is there not a romantic bone in your body?
Merida: What is he, Sleeping Beauty? Why do I need to wake him with a kiss?
Punzelsa: *sighs*
Jack: *laughs* Ha! This is gonna be swell.
- later, in hiccup's room -
Hiccup: *snores loudly*
Merida: Oh, Hiccy!
Hiccup: *continues to snore*
Merida: *climbs on top of him* Rise and shine, my wee Yak calf!
Hiccup: *slowly opens eyes*
Merida: *sighs* *leans in to kiss him* *accidentally knees Hiccup's stomach*
Hiccup: YOOOW! *suddenly sits up*
Merida: AH--! *falls off of bed* *hits the floor* --Ow!
Hiccup: *gasps* What the--? Merida?!
Merida: *still on the floor* A bonnie morning to ya.
Hiccup: You're in my room?
Merida: *stands up* Aye, I just... wanted to check up on ye. Make sure you're not... dead?
Hiccup: Thanks... Doctor.
Merida: Don't mention it... sweetheart?
Hiccup: ...
Merida: ...
Merida: So, what are you up to today?
Hiccup: I just take Toothless out for our morning rides as per usual. Did you want to come with?
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Ask & Dare The Big Five
FanfictionCOMPLETED! ❝ 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲! ❞ Ask & Dare the Big Five! Hiccup, Rapunzel, Merida, Jack Frost, and Elsa have been kidnapped and brainwashed to stay in the modern world for the sole purpose of o...