InsanityAngelic
- I dare everyone in the studio to slap Hans >:)~ • ~
Everyone: *smirks*
~ • ~
Hans: *flipping pancakes in the kitchen* *sings* It's hard to look right at you baaaby but here's my number, so call me maybe-- *sees Merida*
Merida: ( • _ •)
Hans: ...
Hans: No one must know about this!
Merida: ...
Hans: Wait, why are you here?
Merida: Why are you here? This is our kitchen.
Hans: Flipping pancakes, duh. And for the record, it's our kitchen.
Merida: Becaaause?
Hans: Because it's called the ROTB--
Merida: No, lad, I mean, why are ye flippin' pancakes?
Hans: Because they're good! Nuff said. *flips hair*
Merida: Meh. *shoves Hans in sack*
Hans: MY PANCAKES--!
~ • ~
Hans: *sleeping while tied to a chair*
Pascal: *sticks tongue in Hans' ear*
Hans: *wakes up, screaming like a girl*
Hans: W-where am I? Why are the lights dimmed dramatically while there's only light on me?
Everyone in the studio: *comes out* *smirks*
Hans: Uhm.. hello?
Jack: FROM DOWNTOWN! *slaps Hans*
Hans: Ow! What the--? Is this a da---ow!
Elsa: *slaps Hans* *throws snowball at Hans' hair*
Rapunzel: *slaps Hans with frying pan*
Hiccup: *slaps Hans weakly*
Hans: THAT WAS SOFT BUT OUCH
Anna: *slaps Hans 39 times*
Hans: ANNA WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR
Anna: Well, you see-- the door got infested with termites and was burned down to the ground along with the house surrounding it.
Kristoff: *punches Hans*
Hans: Hey, that wasn't a slap!
Kristoff: Oh, you're right. Thanks for reminding me! *smirks* *slaps Hans*
Hans: Merfgh..
Olaf: Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm slaps on Hans' face! *slaps Hans*
Hans: A talking snowman?!
Sven: *slaps Hans' face with antlers*
Hans: MY BEAUTIFUL FACE
North: *slaps Hans* *leaves giftbox on Hans' lap* Merry Christmas!
Bunnymund: *slaps Hans using boomerang* *leaves easter egg basket on Hans' lap* Happy Easter!
Sandy: *slaps Hans with a big hand made out of dreamsand* *makes Hans fall asleep*
Hans: Zzzz *sleep talks* Hey, that hurtzzzz
Tooth: *slaps Hans awake*
Hans: *tooth falls out* Why do you guardians keep greeting me?
Tooth: *leaves Hans' memory box on his lap* A little something for you to remember how much of a naughty kid you've been! *smiles sweetly*
Hans: A HANDSOME naughty kid, at that.
Pitch: *squeals* My very first dare! *fanboys* *slaps Hans*
Jack: Good job, Pitch. Now, get out. *freezes Pitch* *throws him out the window*
Baymax: He jumped out a windoooOOW!
Astrid: *slaps Hans* *spits on his face*
Hans: Ah! Gross, woman!
Ruffnut: *slaps Hans* *whispers to Hans* You know, between the two of us, you're kinda hot.
Hans: R-really..? I mean-- of course, I am!
Tuffnut: *slaps Hans* *pushes Hans' chair*
Hans: *falls on floor* Ow.. again..
Snotlout: *pulls Hans up by the shirt* *slaps Hans* *whispers to Hans* She's mine.
Hans: Uhm, who?
Fishlegs: *slaps Hans* *whispers to Hans* Mine too.
Hans: Sheesh, just have her! What is it with that vikess anyway--?
Rapunzel: Lol, vikess.
Baymax: *does the fistbump on Hans' ugly face* Bah-la-la-la
Hans: Who and what are you?
Baymax: Hello, I am Baymax. You're personal healthcare attendant. *bandaids Hans' face*
Hiro: *controls microbots* *forms giant hand with microbots* *slaps Hans* Nailed it..
Fred: *grabs a sign* *slaps Hans' face with commercial sign*
Hans: Okay, I'm seriously getting a plastic surgery after this..
Merida: Aye and when you're done, we'll slap your face again!
Honey Lemon: *does formula ball on bag* *throws formula ball at Hans* *ball explodes in Hans' face* *slaps Hans*
Hans: Wow.. I. Am. Surrounded. By. Nerds.
Wasabi: *spills wasabi on Hans' shirt* *slaps Hans*
Fred: Ha! Now, you're wasabi!
Hans: ...
Gogo: *slaps Hans' face with her bike wheel*
Hans: Hey, that was made out of metal!
Gogo: Stop whining. Have a bubblegum. *throws gum pack on Hans' face*
Hans: Uhm, thanks?
Hans: OKAY IS EVERYBODY DONE HERE, PLEASE? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU HERE, IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD IS HERE.
Hans: What, is Niall Horan here, too?!
Niall: *bursts into the room*
Hans: You've gotta be kidding me..
Niall: *slaps Hans*
Anna: *grabs Hans' chair* *throws Hans out of the window*
~ meanwhale in the bushes, where everything that jumps out the window lands on ~
Pitch: *still frozen* Still can't believe I had my first dare! I had my first dare, Gingy! *squeals*
Hans: Oh, shut up.
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