"What?''
Izaya turned over and whacked him on the head.
"I said, the meat, you bastard!''
"Hey, it's fine, rest for a whi-''
Izaya tried to climb out of bed and fell to the floor.
...this feels like...déjà vu...
"See, I told you...Idiot.''
Shizuo lifted the blushing and teary informant as he whimpered in pain.
He thought for a second, just one second, just a VERY QUICK second, a VERY, VERY, VERY TINY second, that Izaya acted cute.
"Hey, why are you red?''
"Because you're cute.''
Shizuo blurted his thoughts unconsciously while Izaya's face grew flushed.
"...Don't say things like that. I'm a guy. There's no way I'll be happy getting called cute.''
Thinking of teasing him, Shizuo whispered into his ear,
"Cute. You're cute. Adorable.''
After a while, he pulled back and smirked with satisfaction. Izaya's ear was burning with an extreme red.
Shit...damn you, Shizu-chan. My heart's going so fast. Agh...calm down...
Playfully, he licked the raven-haired man's ear, teasing the man to his content.
Shizuo did a series of movements, including nibbling and licking, then slid his tongue down Izaya's neck.
Izaya let out a "Hee!'' from the sensation of the tongue sliding down his neck. Moving closer, Shizuo slid his arms around Izaya's pale body.
"Hey, what are you doing?''
"Nothing much.''
Shizuo placed his lips on Izaya's shoulder and traced a path to his neck. There, he left a hickey in a noticable place.
"Nng! Hey! What did you do?''
Feeling too lazy to answer, Shizuo brought both their bodies down and laid in bed, tired. He snuggled against Izaya, feeling sure of these feelings. Izaya glanced at him, annoyed but pink.
He let out a long breath.
"You're sighing, but you don't hate this, do you?''
"I don't hate it...''
"Then you like it.''
"I didn't say I liked it either!''
Feeling a little grumpy, the smaller man shut his eyes and pretended to sleep, avoiding conversation with the bartender.
Shizuo, feeling tired himself, whispered,
"I like you.''
Izaya most undoubtedly heard this, but tried to keep from tearing up and took a nap with the blonde.
A/N: Guess what. Story done. Everyone dies due to earthquake.
April Fools? Gah, I'm so bad at this. Ok, please disregard me, even though 4/1 only has 2 hours left...
