Love hurts

You are screwed

"Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THE STUPID ASS FLEA!!!!" Shizuo yells slamming his fist on the wall next to the human shaped dent.

"That's not nice Shizzy, can you at least try to be nice to each other, and get along." Yui explains from behind standing next to Izaya

"It's not that easy. I hate his guts, and he hates mine, We will never get along."

"Come on Shizuo-chan, am i really that annoying." Izaya says shrugging with a smirk cause he knows that will piss him off.

Shizuo turns his head around to see izaya like that and looks pissed off.

"You look more scary without glasses on." Izaya mentions

"SHUT THE HELL UP FLEA!" Shizuo says turning his body around and leaning on the wall. Hand on his face.

"No." Izaya says still smirking

Shizuo removed his fingers from his eyes and makes a death stare at Izaya.

"You are really getting on my nerves. I'm trying to keep calm because Yui is here." Shizuo mumbles behind his hand

"I dont care, i love seeing you angry." Yui says

"And also i don't want to destroy this beautiful mansion."

"I never heard you say the word Beautiful before." Izaya states

"I find things beautiful."

"Hmmmm."

"I do have feelings."

"You do?" Izaya mentions sarcastically

Shizuo runs torwards Izaya ready to tackle him. Izaya reaches in his pocket to get his switchblade but, its gone. He remembers Kanato took it away from him. Shizuo smashes Izaya's ribs pushing him to the ground. Shizuo is hovering over Izaya.

"I never been this close to you Shizuo-chan."

Shizuo smirks. "Your right." Shizuo gets up from Izaya and stands up, looking at the helpless body laying infront of him.

"IZAYA!!! ARE YOUR RIBS OK?" Yui asks Worried

"Ya, i still feel them intact." Izaya says feeling where his ribs are

"That's good." Yui chuckles out.

Shizuo reaches a hand out to Izaya.

"Sticking your hand out for me huh?" Izaya asks

"Just grab it you pathetic flea." Shizuo says pissed feeling one of Izaya's cold hands grab his.

Shizuo pulls Izaya up from the floor.

"Don't get used to me helping you."

"All you did is lift me up from the floor. i wouldn't count that as "helping"." Izaya says air quoting helping.

"True."

"Soooooo.... anyone want to cook something? i mean i can cook, but i don't feel up to it." Yui asks out of nowhere

"I can cook some Tofu if you have the ingredients." Izaya says

"You can cook?" Shizuo asks surprising

"Ya, i have a life other then getting chased by you. Just take out the ingredients and i'll make it."

"Wow. Yui?" Shizuo asks

"I AM ON IT!" Yui yells happily running to the kitchen, but before he went in the kitchen she says "I'm so happy to be comunicating with live humans for once since i have been here."