Gay Band OneShots

Frerard: Winter Storms can't stop Life

It was a cold winter night and Frank and Gerard were just hanging around the bus waiting out the storm.

They had just finished Tour and Frank was nine months pregnant. He had to stop play months ago, but he still wanted to come along and support his fiancé.

Frank was in a comfortable position so he couldn't understand why his stomach was in so much pain. Deep down he knew, but he was too scared to actually admit.

The pains continued throughout the the night and Frank couldn't hold it in anymore. This baby was coming, and coming now.

"Gerard!"

Gerard dropped his coffee at the sound of his lovers wail and went running. He found him resting on a bunk, clutching his stomach.

"What's going on?"

Frank cracked an eye open and raised his arms for Gerard to take hold of. He needed comfort and his fiancé was available.

"Baby...coming....now." The smaller man muttered quietly.

"Frankie, there's a storm. There's no way to the hospital right now." Gerard informed.

"No hospital! I'm not going to a hospital!" Frank cried. This was an argument that the couple had been fighting throughout the pregnancy. Frank hated them and preferred a home birth and Gerard wanted to take the safe way and let professionals do their job.

"Well, it looks like the odds are in your favor."

Gerard called for Mikey and Ray since they were in the back to get water and towels. He then ordered Bob to phone their doctor so she could inform him on how to do this.

"Gee! Hurry. It hurts." Frank cried, rubbing him stomach.

But when Franks pants were removed, Gerard was surprised at what he saw.

"Uh Frank?"

"Yeah gee?" Frank asked through clenched teeth.

"We're not parents."

Franks eyes snapped open and filled with tears.

"Is he dead?" He asked quietly.

Gerard bit his finger to keep from laughing and shook his head.

"You're just taking a big dump."

All the guys laughed and Frank waddled away awkwardly.

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I'll post the actually version in a bit.