The Big Bad Wolf and The Armadillo

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"Ben Cop's Log.. Star Date: Unknown.. Location.. Unknown.  It has been a solid 12 months since our journey into the depths of the maze-like interior of this star ship. Much of our crew has succumbed to madness.. it probably won't be long till I succumb as well.. " A gruff voice, that of a grizzled detective, echoed throughout the dark halls. 

"Ben it's been an hour at most." said Kyoka. 

"I cannot deny. Even as my crew slowly falls into insanity, and I know I must hold on, the temptation to sink my teeth into Mineta's soft plump Grape flavored candy body is slowly taking a hold.."

"EH!!!?" Mineta perked up, looking shocked. 

"It would be easy..  I could turn into Humungou-cop.. and bite his head off.. or Heatcop, and slow roast him into a grape flavored muffin.."

"Wh-whaaaaaaaaa!?" Mineta squeaked. 

"Even now, my sanity slowly dips to it's lowest point as I contemplate cannibalism for the sake.. OF SURVIVAAAAAAALL!" Ben whirled around, holding the light of the Omnitrix to his chin like a flashlight to give him a scary appearance as he lunged at Mineta. 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Mineta screamed with fear and leaped into Denki's arms. 

"Is this Ben Cop or Ben Trapped on An Island?" said Denki. 

"I don't know I think I kind of went off on a weird tangent." said Ben.  

Kevin snorted high fiving Ben. "Eheheheheh.. Grape flavored Candy.."

"Well it was either that, or Meaty Pomeranian." said Ben. 

"Zzzz.. eh snrf.. huh?" Katsuki blinked from where he had nearly been sleep walking. "We there yet? Wait where's there?"

"If by there you mean nowhere, I think we've just about made it." said Kirishima as he came to a halt and folded his arms. "We've literally gone nowhere. Guys, I know I'm not exactly the thinky guy of the class,  I really think we need to come up with a better strategy than just walking around aimlessly."

"I'm in agreement." said Momo. "We should definitely have an active goal in mind to prod us in the right direction."

"Goal?" said Ben. "Isn't our goal pretty clear? Save Tetrax sensei and the other teachers and get the heck out of here."

"Well.. yes.. that is true. But do we have a specific goal for how we're going to do that?" said Momo.  "I think we need something like that."

"Yaoyorozu-san makes a fair point!" said  Izuku. "If we don't have a definite goal for how we achieve the what, in the end we're just walking around waiting for God to shower his luck on us."

"Peh! Luck!? Fuck that, we make our own odds here!" Katsuki snapped. "I have a plan.. WE KILL THE SHIP ITSELF!!"

"The entire space station!? With what!?" said Kevin. 

"I don't know yet!" Katuski snapped. "Listen you idiots!! This Space Station is that Bivalven guy's home turf right!? And its on that asshole's home turf that he's holdin' our guys hostage!! So its simple! Ya mess with the Home Turf and they'll come runnin!" 

"Wait.. I think I see what he's getting at!" said Momo. "B-Bakugou-san! You're suggesting we break the ship and force them to come make repairs? Or at least lure them out?"

"Tsk, at least one of us has sense this time!" Katsuki growled. "That's exactly fuckin' right!  Think about it!  That AmpFibian-Look-A-Like was RIGHT around where we found damaged parts of the ship, he can't've just been there taking a dumb stroll."

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