Art is Fleeting, Un. (A Deidara Love Story ~IM IN NARUTO?!~)

Chapter Twenty-Four: Dr. Crenshaw Pt. 2

Sam'ika's P.O.V

I inwardly laughed at Dei-kun's reaction to Dr. Crenshaw. He looked ultamately lost up there with him, especially with the water gun. Itachi was lucky enough to escape the man's clutches and retreat back to his seat beside me.

"Poor Deidara...glad it's not me." Itachi mumbled. I nodded, agreeing. I watched as Deidara dodged every shot of water shot at him, resulting in other students to get sprayed. He stopped in front of me to only dodge once more, resulting in my face getting sprayed. I my eyes widened and so did Deidara's and Itachi's. I looked at them both, laughing at their expressions on their faces. It was priceless because just then, Dr. Crenshaw landed a shot on both of them and I laughed histerically.

"OOOKKKAYYYY ENOUGH FUN!!! LETS START ON OUR LESSON ON SPARTAAAA!!!" Dr. Crenshaw yelled, tossing the water gun to the side. Deidara sat down in the seat in front of me and grunted something on the lines of "baka" and "ruining his art"...I think he was talking about his clay in his pouch...I dunno. I pulled my Western Civilization book and Critical Thinking book out. Deidara turned around to face me, his blonde hair fanning over the pages of the book. Itachi scooted closer to my side to see the books as well.

"OH I KNOW YOU DIDN'T!!! LIKE DENZEL WASHINGTON SAID OH I KNOW YOU DIDN'T!!! Deidara, Itachi" Dr. Crenshaw said, suddenly seriously. "You need to get these books as soon as possible, or your grades will be deducted."

Deidara looked confused, so did Itachi at the man's sudden attitude change. They looked at me for answers and I just shrugged.

"Turn in your books to page 394, and LETS GET STARTED ON SPARTA." Dr. Crenshaw stated, throwing his books out as well. "OKAY LETS THINK CRITICALLY HERE!!! The Spartains were very proud people. They blah blah blah and blah blah blah..." I was zoning him out, looking at Itachi, who's curiosity was obviously sparked. And so was Deidara's. I looked over to him as well and blushed. His blue eyes had curiosity and intrest tainted in them. He moved his hair out of his face, revealing his other side of his face. He was definitely cute all the time but DAMN. I shook my head a bit and tried to catch up on what Dr. Crenshaw was stating.

"...And the Spartains, discared their children off a cliff if they were mishappened, or deformed. If they were not physically perfect, they were killed." Dr. Crenshaw read. Itachi raised his hand.

"YES YES WHAT IS IT..UH...what is your name?"

"Itachi."

"YES ITACHI, WHAT IS IT?"

"Why would they do that to their own children? Didn't they care at all for their flesh and blood? I mean how was that revelant in keeping their society safe? I know they needed strong warriors, but, couldn't they have saved them for like..." Itachi said.

"Market work, or helping around their village, un." Deidara finished for him.

"What a GREAT QUESTION! GOOD JOB YOU TWO!! GOOD JOB!! Now Critical thinking starts with question. Why would they do that? Let's see. Well they didn't need them. They also trained their women to defend themselves when the men were away. So the women had the markets handled in that situation." Dr. Crenshaw finished.

"That just seems...unorthidox...so cruel..." Itachi mumbled, a tint of sadness plaqued his face.

"I agree, un.." Deidara mumbled, looking back to the books. I stared at Itachi, worried for what was running in his mind at the moment.

"SAM!"

"as;ldkfja;kj What? I mean, Yes, Dr. Crenshaw?" I said, flinching.

"GET UP HERE!!! WERE GONNA DO AN ANALOGY!!!" Dr. Crenshaw yelled, disappearing down the hall only to return dressed as...a woman.

"Okayyyy classsss" Dr. Crenshaw drawled out in a horrible woman like voice. Deidara looked like he was gonna hurl and Itachi's face went blue. "We're gonna have to show you whaaaat to doooooo with, UH! An unfit childahhhhh." He drawled out even more, grabbing plastic baby dolls and handing one to each of us.

"Sam'ika, sit over there, you are gonna decide if the child is fit or unfit." Dr. Crenshaw stated.

I nodded and sat over in the corner he directed me to. He motioned everyone up. All in all, We threw most of the babies out of our two story window. Our makshift cliff.

"Like omgawd. Those kids were so, like, unfiiiiitaaah. Now do see the analogy class?" Dr. Crenshaw asked, flipping his wig, dramatically out of his face. Everyone nodded, quite disturbed. Everyone went back to their seats and continued to listen to Crenshaw who put the movie 300 in as an analogy. We watched the movie and Itachi and Deidara seemed really into it. I played and fiddled with Deidara's hair as we watched the movie. I had a quite of few braids started when Deidara noticed what I was doing.

"What are you doing, un?"

"Messing with your hair. It's funnnnnn." I said bordly.

"Why aren't you watchin the film, yeah?" He asked questioningly.

"Seen it already." I nodded at him.

(sorry guys its short again but i have a class to get to. Ill update tonight.)