Sam'ika's P.O.V
"ARGHHHHHH!!!" Deidara yelled. Kat and I flinched.
I turned and looked over at Deidara who had some how...had a huge knot in his hair.
"What the hell?" I spoke as I walked over to Deidara and started to undo the knot.
'Shoot Deidara, do you ever brush your hair???' I pondered as I worked my fingers through a tangle.
Rumble
Deidara froze and visably tensed. I looked around then just shrugged it off.
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumble
I looked up again and looked over at Deidara, who was turning red in the face.
"I guess I'm a bit hungry, un..." Deidara mumbled. I looked at Kat who...pulled a Synyster Gates. She had barrel rolled from the table to the refridgerator. and flung the refridgerator open.
"You guys must survive on take-out..We're gonna have to make another trip to the store..." Kat mumbled. I had jumped away from Deidara and tried to dead leg her, but failed epically. I jumped up and looked in the fridge. It had one soda...and a egg.
"Kakuzu, can we have a few bucks to get groceries...this fridge is desolate." I asked.
"No." Kakuzu bluntly said until Kat tackled him and ripped money out of his hand.
"My what a great audience....what a great audience." Kat spoke with a :3 face.
I laughed and pointed at Kat's orange shirt. "Pink is the new black. PINK. Is the new black. PIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK. IS. THE. NEW. BLACK.....Fuck black is the new black. Stupid Frenchies. " I laughed with a horrible french accent. Kat and I looked at each other and laughed our asses off.
"Hey Deidara! Since your hungry, your going with us to the store. But lets eat first." I yelled as I gave Itachi a hug. What? I gotta show love to the Uchiha. He's mah brudah.
"HIDAN!" Kat yelled.
"Damnit..." Hidan muttered, getting up, spondoeing the Icha Icha out of Kakashi's hand.
"OI!"
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We soon had finished eating, left the hideout AGAIN and arrived at a nearby village's market place. We had decided to go to a smaller village instead of Konoha. Kat had run over to the meat section and stacked her's and Hidan's arms full of bacon.
"You must fucking love bacon..." Hidan mumbled.
"It's food from the gods." Kat stated.
"Kat, I love bacon too but we can't live off just bacon. We need other things too." I spoke as Deidara handed me some things off the shelf.
"I can live on bacon. Don't question the food of the gods." Kat said disapprovingly.
"Fine..just put the bacon in the buggy." I spoke.
When we had finished, we had about three buggy loads of food. Hidan threw a temper tantrum because he wanted some candy that the store didn't have. Deidara had wandered off to the art supplies on the other side of the store.
"These men are like children..." Kat mumbled.
"We acted the same way back in Mississippi ya know." I stated.
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FLASHBACK START
One day after class, Kat and I were craving some serious bacon man. We had jumped into my Cobalt and driven to the nearest Walmart and cleaned out their bacon section.
"We'll get the good bacon, and give them the nasty stuff." Kat mumbled.
"I agree. If they are gonna complain that they didn't want to go, they will get the bad bacon." I stated
We didn't mess around on bacon. It's our bacon. OURS. We have driven back to Kat's appartment and started cooking. Bobbi, Kat's roomate, had walked, then stumbled, then walked into the kitchen.
"Did you get us any?" She asked Kat. Kat turned around quickly, bacon stuffed in her mouth.
"HMng...iadd.fa;ldka, dlasfkd." Kat said then continued to cook.
"Kat, chew your food, then speak." I said smirking.
"Yes we got you bacon. Be grateful to ussssss." Kat said, noming on bacon.
END FLASHBACK
( go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aezsvM0g37w to understand whats goin on in the story. the random me and kat moment.)
(Sorry its short again but I'm a bit sleepy...and Irritated at wattpad for acting stupid..well Later! Love you mah readers!)
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