(A/N- THIS IS KAT! GET THAT COW OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Cow- moooooooooOOOOooooooo
Sam- SO Kat is helping me write this chapter :) it might get crazy!!)
Deidara's P.O.V.
I'm looking back and forth between the two girls, wondering where the hell they came from and why the hell is this short chick STILL LAYING ON ME.
"Why are you still on me?!" I yelled, then suddenly a loud bang filled the air as Hidan, clad only in boxers, came out of the base fuming and pissed.
"I'm trying to sacrifice this bitch, and I can't with all this rack-- Who are those two bitches?!" Hidan yelled, looking at the two weird girls. Then proceeded to be tackled by the red headed girl.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"OH MY JASHIN YOU ARE SO FUCKIN SEXY!!" the red head yelled, glomping Hidan.
"I see a prominent love triangle" a voice whispered in my ear. I looked down to see the little brunette looking at the red head and Hidan with a knowing gleam in her eye.
"What?! With who??" I asked, slightly curious.
"Obviously between Kakashi and Hidan. She has a serious obsession with silver haired men.. it's kinda creepy, I mean, she's already said that she's gonna assassinate Kakashi's ass. No telling what she'll do with Mr. Immortal-Silver Haired- Sex Magnet over there. Oh, you're sexy too, don't get me wrong. But you ain't Kat's type."
"..... I feel like my mind has been bent over and claimed..... ,un." I thought to myself.
"It has been." A voice in my mind said.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHO'S IN MY HEAD?!" I yelled, seriously freaked out.
"Oh... my bad. I have mind reading problems. So does Kat. She's looking at you strangely.. I think that's a "your mind was just butt fucked" face. So... yeah" the short girl said with a smile.
"HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YO--- DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!" Hidan's voice yelled out. I looked over to see "Kat" pinning Hidan down with a whip in her hand.
She looked up at us innocently and gave a little "huh?".
"Kat!! NO! Down!! NO RAPING THE UNEXPECTING!!"
"But Sammmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!! He's shirtless!!! Oh... and Kakashi, if you wanna join be my guest!" the girl, Kat, replied winking at Kakashi and biting her lip... seductively? And pulling Hidan back into the hideout. And screaming "take me to your leader! So he can approve of this raping!"
"So.. my name's Samika. Hi Deidara!" the brunette exclaimed, giving me a closed eye smile. I was about to reply when a wire came out of nowhere and wrapped around Kakashi's ankle, dragging him to the base.
"My precious.... Come to me...." we heard a voice whisper and saw a glimpse of red hair. Kakashi had no choice but to be dragged... possibly to his (AWESOME ;D) death.
What the fuck is gonna happen now....?
. . . . . something just touched my ass.....
*distant scream from Hidan*
(A/N- Sooooooo GOOD AFTERNOON GOOD AFTERNOON GOOD AFTERNOON!!! *THROWS BABIES IN THE AIR* NEW CHAPTER, UN!!!!)
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