Art is Fleeting, Un. (A Deidara Love Story ~IM IN NARUTO?!~)

Chapter Five: ...what the fuck...

Chapter Five: ...What the Fuck...

(A\N: Kat is gonna love this one x3)

Samika's P.O.V.

What the fuck....?

Let me explain...

Deidara and Hidan was showing Kakashi his room ,accompanied by me and Kat,  only to open the door to see Kisame, clad only in boxers singing "Narwhals" and dancing on a table. (A\N: i do not own this little spot)

"Narwhals, Narwhals

Swimming in the ocean

Causing a commotion

Coz they are so awesome

Narwhals, Narwhals

Swimming in the ocean

Pretty big and pretty white

They beat that polar bear in a fight

Like an underwater unicorn

They've got a kick-ass facial horn

They're the Jedi of the sea

They stop Cthulu eating ye

Narwhals

They are Narwhals

Narwhals

Just do not let them touch your balls

Narwhals

They are Narwhals

Narwhals

Inventors of the Shish Kebab!!!"

Kat instantly smiled huge and jumped on the table to repeat the song along with Kisame. Deidara looked beyond disturbed, Hidan well...was just Hidan, Itachi (whom i just noticed) was ignoring him like it was a normal occurance and me you ask....? I majorly facepalmed now having the song stuck in my head, the need to dance becoming overwhelming.

"OOHH FOR THE LOVE OF CHIZNIZ, LETS GO...LIKE NOW." I stated, grabbing Deidara's arm and pulling him along with me away from the room, resisting the urge to dance. DAMN YOU MUSICAL NEED...!

We walked away looking for a different room to put Kakashi in when Deidara stopped me."Where are you going, un? You don't even know where the rooms are. Baka. Un." I looked up at him then at my surroundings, realizing I was heading back in the direction of the main room. I playfully punched him while he smirked and mumbled, "It's this way, teme."

I followed Deidara as Kakashi was silent, somehow mysteriously materializing a book in his hand, which of course was titled, "Icha Icha Paradise."

"How do you read that perverted book?" I asked looking at him with a slightly disgusted face. He looked up from his book down to me (I am at about his chest while Kat is at his shoulder) with an indifferent stare. He shrugged slightly and looked back at his book to continue reading.

"That is only for me to know." He stated.

"Huh? I get why you get those books but I don't ...get those books." I deadpanned.

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it, you think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" He stated, looking at me quizically.

...i was just trolled and mind raped by Kakashi...what the fuck...im so confused....I thought looking at him blankly, successfully hiding the confusion on my face. I just shook my head and decided to ignore the siverette to notice we have stopped infront of  two pairs of doors.

"Here, un. You can stay in this room, Kakashi. There are two beds in there so you might have to share but its all we have at the moment, un." Deidara stated, staring at the book Kakashi was reading with slight curiosity and opening the door to the left. Kakashi knodded and went in.

"Where do me and Kat-- well nevermind I know where Kat's gonna want to be, but where do I sleep?" I asked Deidara, snapping his attention from the book to me.

"In mine and Tobi's room. We are the only ones with a extra bed." He stated and started to open the door to the right and walk in.

fuck...

of all people I stay with..

Dont get me wrong though, I am fully up to the opportunity of staying in his and Tobi's room but what I am scared of is keeping myself in control...and from stepping on a bomb.

I walked in to see three beds all against a wall. The walls were a dark red with a black trim with one window on the window in front of me. You could tell that Deidara's was the one on  the right. He had light brown sheets, a small desk at the end of his bed and clay EVERYWHERE...

There goes my fear of stepping on a bomb..I thought.

On the left was Tobi's bed. Now it had black sheets and for a completely hyperactive guy, Tobi's side of the room was extremely neat. Now the bed in the center under the window had a reddish maroon sheets with the wolf tooth pattern along down the middle. It had had a small desk as well with bits of dried clay and burned marks on it.

Deidara... im guessing this was his desk then he stole Tobi's...go figure..

I looked at Deidara to catch him looking at me, probably wanting a response to the room. I shrugged then smirked, charging at the bed.

"CANNONBALL!!!"

I landed on the bed sucessfully then to bounce off and land on the floor with a dud. I moaned at I whacked my head on the floor. Not a good idea...not a good idea at all...

Deidara looked at me as if I have lost it. Thing is I never lost it because I never  had it to lose in the first place.

"WHAT THE HELL?! THOSE BEDS ARE LOADED WITH SPRINGS ON STERIODS!!!" I grumbled as I righted myself and looked up at Deidara with a scowl. He just shrugged at me and walked back over to his side of the room. I got up and followed him, sitting beside him on his bed to see him sculpting some clay.

"Whatcha making?"

"Hm? Oh this? Im just fooling around, un. Looking for a new design of bomb that has agility and speed but it doesn't need to fly. It needs to be land bound, yeah." He stated, thinking to himself.

We sat in quiet silence as he messed with the clay. I look from the clay up to him.

"What about a Wolf?" I stated. He looked up at me then at his clay starting to form a wolf.

"Hn." he grunted as he looked at the clay wolf. "Lets go try it out, un. Maybe on Hidan, yeah. "

I started chuckling, getting up with Deidara to follow him out of our room to find Hidan. I couldn't wait to hear the line of swear words to come from the Jashinist who was now a target.

(A\N: Well, I'll make another chapter pretty soon but I'm waiting on Kat to get back from class so she can help me with the next one. You guys are gonna love this next one. Gonna add some of mine and Kats real life experiences in this.

You.

Have.

Been.

Warned.

Narwhals.)