Art is Fleeting, Un. (A Deidara Love Story ~IM IN NARUTO?!~)

Chapter One: What the Fuckly Duckly...?

Art is Fleeting, Un.

(A/N: Hi I am new here and at writing stories so bear with me…and yes there is profanity and its how my character is in here, including my friend. If you don’t like it I advise you to leave. Like now. And note I do not own the Naruto Characters or Kat…I own her at checkers :3)

(ok I warned you.)

Chapter One: What the Fuckly Duckly…?

“GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!! HAIL STATE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVIN A GOOD DAY?! GOOD DAY?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH HI LITA!!!” Dr. Crenshaw practically screamed as he entered the classroom, then proceeded to slobber over a picture on his computer.

 Kat and I stared at the man who we supposed to have for Western Civilization I at this college wanting to facepalm.

“What the fuckly duckly…?” I mumbled, trying to suppress the smirk that wanted to form over my face.

“I already love this guy” chuckled Kat, my best friend that sat beside me. “He acts like Tobi in a way, yeah?”

I busted out laughing at this point. “HOLY FU-…yes he does!!! Oh my Jashin…this is gonna be an amazing class” I managed out as I was laughing.

Through out the class, Dr Crenshaw proceeded to yell, throw babies out of windows, and rip off his shirt which made me think, “HOW THE FUCK DID HIS SHIRT REMATERIALIZE?!”

Soon after class was over, Kat and I walked out of class laughing and disturbed by Dr Crenshaws chewbaka like hairy chest.

Kat looked over at me and grinned.

“I love that class!” She said as she was chuckling, walking toward the Fine Arts building.

“So do I!” I agreed as I walked along side her. “WOAH WAIT NARUTO!!! WE GOTTA CATCH UP ON NARUTO!!!!”

She flinched at my sudden outburst and tripped over the sidewalk by her little blue and black stripped bug.

“CALM YOUR FUCKING TITS WOMAN!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I FUCKED UP MY ANKLE AGAIN!!!”

I sweatdropped. “Im sorry Kat…”

“Well no Naruto for you.” A sudden sly smirk crossed her face, “ or Deidara.”

My face went pale and I proceeded to pray and praise her like a god.

“NUUUUUUU DON’T TAKE MY BOMBER AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!…..UN!”

“Well mutha fuckin shit bitch I don’t care.” She said stotically as she unlocked her car.

“Well maybe we can go to my apartment and watch some anyway. I wanna see Kakashi kick Deidaras ass.” Soon as she touched her car door, she started glowing. She turned to me and muttered murderously at me, “What the fuck did you do…?” Then POOF….she was gone. I looked up where she was then at her car door, curious to know what happened. I touched the door then all went black.

(A\N: OOOOOOOBERRRRR short but I ran out of ideas…. Well if you have any ideas for me let me know!!!!)