Chapter Twenty-Three: Dr. Crenshaw

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Deidara's P.O.V

When Sam'ika had gotten all of us registered, we started out to our classes. Itachi, Sam'ika, and I were walking in a group to Western Civilization to a teacher by the name of Dr. Crenshaw. Sam'ika had refused to tell us what kind of man Dr. Crenshaw was when we asked. She just smiled the whole way as we followed her to the classroom.

We walked into the classroom and everyone looked at us when we walked in.

"Who's the new kid's Sam? You always bring someone with you." A brown haired, jock looking boy said, sitting behind Sam'ika. She sighed and turned around. "Jeremy, this is Deidara," she said pointing to me. I sat in front of her. "And this is Itachi." She said pointing to the said Uchiha that sat beside her on the oppisite row.

"Woah foriegners. Nice."

"Yeah they-"

"GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone visably flinched at the sudden yell when a man with glasses burst the door open.

"GOODMORNINGGOODMORNINGGOODMORNING!!!! HOW IS EVERYONE?! WE HAVE A GREAT LESSON TODAY!!! YESYESYESYESYES WE DOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE ARE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!! THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Yelled the said man, who kicked the door shut. I stared at the man wide eyed and looked at Itachi, who had the same expression. The man was bouncing around, clapping his hands and ...prancing around the class? What is with the people in this world?

"WE ARE GONNA STA- WHOAREYOU?! LADIES AND GENTS, WE GOT NEWBIES!!!! GETONUPHERE!!!! COMEONCOMEONCOMEON!!!!!" Dr.Crenshaw yelled, flailing his arms at Itachi and I. Itachi got up and I hesitantly did so with the help of Sam'ika pushing me up in front of class like a sacrificial lamb.

"SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE YOUR NAMES!!!!" Crenshaw yelled, smacking mine and Itachi's back.

"I'm Deidara, u-"

"NNNNNIIIIICCCCCEEEEEEEE TO MEETCHAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Dr. Crenshaw yelled, shaking my hand furiously. I yanked my hand away, and scowled, making the class chuckle.

"And I'm Itachi Uchiha-"

Oh.

My.

Jashin.

Crenshaw tackled the said Uchiha, who didn't have time to react or move away. Itachi looked shocked as Crensaw punched his shoulder. Itachi slowly made his way back to his seat as he rubbed his arm, scooting a bit closer to Sam'ika. I, on the other hand, wasn't as lucky.

"DEIIIIIIIIDARAAAAA!!! TELL ME WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!"

"Irikur-"

I got squirted by a water gun. So did the rest of the class.

This man is crazy....

(A/N: I will continue this in part two. I actually have to go and attend his class right now. :D)

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