Art is Fleeting, Un. (A Deidara Love Story ~IM IN NARUTO?!~)

Chapter Twenty-One: College

Deidara's P.O.V

Everyone tensed at the cashiers words yet Sam'ika spoke quickly.

"We're Cosplayers. We just came back from a convention."

"Ohhhh which one?" The cashier asked. That stumped Sam'ika. She looked lost for words and I spoke up quickly, not thinking.

"It's uh...at the college we go to, un."

"Oh? What college do you go to?" The cashier asked me. Then I drew a blank face. Sam'ika was about to answer when Itachi popped up.

"East Central Community College." Itachi spoke smoothly. How did he know that?! The cashier blushed at Itachi but spoke no more. Tch fangirl. We watched as the cashier scanned every piece of clothing and a beeping and a flash of numbers popped up on the screen.

$235

Sam'ika whistled and looked in her wallet and grimaced and sighed. She mumbled something on the lines of 'taxes' and 'need to hurry and get paid'. She pulled out 3 bills and handed them to the cashier. The cashier gave her some back and said "have a good day." We walked out of the store and I grabbed the bags out of her hands.

"Let me carry those, yeah."

"But I-"

"Let him do it. You don't need to carry anything heavy." Itachi interrupted, causing Me to smirk.

~later~

Everyone had changed into their new clothing and was lounging around in Kats apartment. Sam'ika was sitting in between Itachi and I. She leaned on my shoulder and was holding Itachi's hand. I was slowly getting used to Sam'ika being around Itachi. Kakashi was reading his book in a fold up chair and petting Kats cat, Cede. Kat and Hidan were having a cursing match and Kakuzu was...somewhere? I think he was in Bobbi's room away from the noise, same with Sasori but I think Danna just wanted to be around Bobbi. Konan and Pein was leaning against the wall while Zetsu and Kisame were sitting on Deana's bed, Kats other roommate. Tobi was looking at Sam'ika's phone. A iPhone I think she called it? I don't know. This world is so advanced in technology. Suddenly the door flew open.

"HEY KAT!!! IS BOBBI HE-....why are the Akatsuki here?" Said a teenage boy with black hair and scuffle. He looked at Sam'ika and smirked.

"I knew you would go for Deidara." The said boy said.

Sam'ika grew a irk mark and pointed at him. "Shut up Dustin! You have a crush on Bobbi! And Konan!"

He blushed and sputtered, loss for words.

"Oh and looks like your gonna have to fight Pein for Konan and Sasori for Bobbi. Danna has a thing for her, yeah." I spoke, gaining Dustin's attention. He spazzed out, causing everyone to sweat drop.

"Holy shit! You even have the voice of Deidara! Kat, Sam, where did you guys find these Cosplayers?!"

"YOU IDIOT THEY ARE THE LEGIT AKATSUKI!" Kat yelled from the other room. "WHY DONT YOU ASK YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER TO PROVE IT!!"

Dustin stood there stunned lost for words. Sam'ika whispered something and Itachi nodded, getting up and walking over to Dustin. Dustin froze and looked at Itachi momentarily then a huge grin plastered his face.

"Duuuuuude you are real. I just saw the Sharningan. Niiiiiice!!!"

Sam'ika got up and jumped on Itachi's back, him catching her smoothly and causing a smirk to face. I stared astonished. Itachi never smiles.

"Yay!! Onii-chan caught me! :3" Sam'ika said, nuzzling his hair. Why did if all for a total nutt? I shook my head and chuckled. Dustin looked even more shocked.

"HE JUST FUCKIN SMILED!!!" Dustin yelled.

"FUCK IS OUR FUCKING WORD!!!" Kat and Hidan yelled. Kat ran in and knocked Dustin aside the head. Hidan not far behind, swinging his scythe.

After a few random moments later and a spider monkey leap from Sam'ika jumping on my back, Kat spoke up.

"Well...Sam'ika, we have to go to class in a few hours, what do we do? Ya know about them?" She said motioning to us and Kakashi.

"Well, Kakashi could teach defensive moves since there has been a few break ins and robberies on campus. Same for Pein." Sam'ika spoke. At that , Itachi and I moved closer to Sam'ika. Same for Kakashi and Hidan for Kat.

"Konan could teach paper merchay (sp?)" Kat said. "They are looking for a teacher. And a plant and aquatic teacher as well. Zetsu and Kisame could take those positions."

Kisame and Zetsu both smiled at that.

"I'll take the position Kid. Just tell me when." Kisame spoke, Zetsu nodding behind him.

Well I wanna be close to Sam'ika so..."I want to be a student, hmm." I spoke up.

"Same here." Itachi, Sasori, and Hidan spoke.

"TOBI WILL BE A STUTENT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Tobi yelled making everyone to flinch.

"I guess we need To go to the admissions office then. To register them." Dustin spoke up. Kat and Sam'ika nodded in agreement.

"But we can't be too loud, Hidan, Kat," that earned a 'HEY' from them. "Because classes started early this morning." Sam'ika spoke.

We soon headed off to the admissions office with Kat dragging Hidan in tow.