Art is Fleeting, Un. (A Deidara Love Story ~IM IN NARUTO?!~)

Chapter Eight: The Day Everything Looked Like....Cotton Candy

(A/N: Sorry guys that I haven't been on. As some of you know, I had surgery and I am recovering. Even though Kat has to put up with my crazyness because of my medication. And this medication blurrs up my mind so if this next chapter or so is stupid or off topic, I apologize. So lets get this crazy train going shall we?)

Third Person P.O.V

Morning came around and Pein pulled everyone into the main room for a brief analasis and who would be training Samika and Kat, along with Tobi, their newest member as well. Most members were still in their pajamas. Zetsu rose out the ground (Hidan's arm out of his head. Kakazu sewed it back on) only his chest up showing, shirtless. Kisame lounged on the couch along with Samika leaning on his shoulder, asleep. Kisame was shirtless as well with brown checkered jogging pants on while Samika was in a black spaghetti strap and some large baggy basketball shorts with the MSU logo on the side. Itachi was beside Samika with half lidded eyes. He had his v-neck black shirt on with fishnet underneath and black jogging pants. He shifted a bit when Samika laid her head in his lap and her legs in Kisame's. Kisame, Itachi and Samika have grown close since the appearance of the two girls.

Pein was in his robe leaning against the wall while Konan was in a sleeping kimono sitting on the floor. Deidara was shirtless and in sweats, sprawled out on the floor on the rug, his hair down and sticking every which way.

Kat was sprawled out on the love seat with her head in Kakashi's lap. Kat was in a baggy shirt and some shorts while Kakashi was in a casual robe, with a jogging suit underneath, and still reading his Icha Icha Paradise. Sasori was sitting in the in the recliner with half lidded eyes and was just wearing boxers and a fishnet shirt. Kakazu was in his normal attire, counting his money. Hidan is no where to be seen, same with Tobi.

Pein opened up his mouth to speak when..

"WHO THE FUCK DYED MY FUCKING HAIR PINK?!"

Kat's eyes snapped open and she jumped up and hid behind the couch. Samika jolted awake and fell off the couch onto Deidara, both gave a moan of protest. Itachi looked down with interest while Kisame gave a toothy grin to the actions of Kat. Pein looked pissed by the inturruption while everyone else was showing a bored or knowing expression.

Hidan stormed into the room, dragging a drooling Tobi, his mask half way hanging off. Most people snickered or tried to keep a straight face. Hidan had neon pink hair and spiked up in different places. Samika sat up off of Deidara and looked at Hidan. She burst out laughing to quickly cover her mouth while Deidara sat up and burst out laughing histerically.

"Wh-What the hahahaha he-hell happened to your hair, un?! Haha!" Deidara managed out of his laughing. Samika couldn't compose herself any longer and laughed along with Deidara.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHEMAN!!! AND YOU LITTLE FUCKER HAD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT!!!" Hidan pointed at Samika.

"Actually she is innocent on this one." Itachi spoke cooly. "She was with me and Kisame last night."

"THE WHO THE FU-"

"TOBI IS AWAKE!!!" Everyone flinched at the sudden outburst.

"Pst....Tobi, shut the fuck up! Keep your damn mouth shut!" Kat hissed from behind the couch. "BUT TOBI SAW EVERYTH--"

Tobi was suddenly tackled by a hissing Kat. Everyone's expression turned knowingly and looked at Kat and Tobi.

"Tobi, Kat would you like to explain...WHY THE FUCK MY HAIR IS FUCKING PINK?!" Hidan growled.

"Well for one-"

"TOBI WAS BORED!"

"--and I wanted to see what you looked like as a troll doll." Kat stated.

(A/N: CLIFFHANGER. Sorry its short and all but I'm sleepy. I will update tomorrow or so. )