Mutual love • HHJ

Incorrect quotes

Incorrect quotes from KENZY

Jieun: would you date me if i were the only girl in this world?

M.J: If you were the only girl in this world you wouldn't exist
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Jieun to Seonmi: Your the reason people put directions on shampoo bottles.
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Haewon: Send me a picture of you doing a peace sign.
Seonmi: Why?
Haewon: I used you to catfish a sugar daddy
Seonmi:
Haewon:
Seonmi: get that money sis
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Kidnapper: *holding Jieun hostage* pay me $10,000 and i'll give her back!
Jieun offended: You think i'm worth only 10,000?
Kidnapper: Uh yes? no.
Jieun taking the megaphone: Make it $1,000,000,000!
Seonmi: WILL YOU SHUT UP IDIOT.
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Incorrect quotes with other 4th gen JYP groups

Hyunjin: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?
Seonmi: I don't know, how are—
Ryujin from the next room: IM DOING GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING.
Hyunjin: SHUT THE HELL UP
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Jisung: Who thinks i can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?
Chan: Your a hazard to society
Jieun: And a coward, do 25!
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Felix: What happens to a car if you press the breaks and the accelerator at the same time?
Seonmi: It takes a screenshot
M.J: Get out both of you idiots
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Seungmin: If you had to between Yeji and all the money i have in my pocket, what would you choose?
Seonmi:depends. How much we talkin bout?
Yeji: Seonmi..
Seungmin: eleven cents
Seonmi: Sold.
Yeji: SEONMI-
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Haewon:Okay, if you have 10 apples, and you give me 2, how many apples do you have left?
Seungmin: 0
Haewon: Seungmin this is simple subtracti-
Seungmin: Because i'd give you all my apples <3
Haewon: O-Oh
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Jeongin: Remember when you were in your broccoli phase?
Chan: Yeah
Jeongin: And now your blonde, what would you call this phase?
Chan: The cauliflower phase. Why?
Jeongin dragging both Hyunjin and Seonmi: Tell him what you guys called it.
Seonmi mumbling: the albino broccoli phase..
Chan: What-