SSB RANDOMNESS

Pigs and seagulls

Toon: Whoo! *riding Hammy* Come on Bacon!!

Small pig with black spots: *chases after them*

Blaze: Those are cruel names...

Hammy-a giant pink pig: *oinks*

Bacon: *tries to climb Hammy*

Toon: *throws Bacon on Hammy and gets back on*

Hammy: *oink*

Toon: Go Hammy!!

Hammy: *runs*

Toon: Whoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marth: *comes outside eating bacon*

Hammy: *oinks and starts chasing him*

Marth: GAH!!! *runs away*

Toon: *laughs* GO HAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: *laughing*

Blaze: *controlling a seagull like in Wind Waker*

Seagull: *leading an army of seagulls and Pit attacks Link*

Pit: IM A SEAGULL!!! WHOOO!!!

Link: NO!!!

Blaze's seagull: *steals his hat*

Link: NOO!!!!!!! *gets his own seagull*

Blaze: *makes seagull hide the hat on a tall cliff*

Link: Where is it!?

Both seagulls: *fight*

Hammy: *bites Marth's collar and stops*

Toon: *gets off as Marth tries to get away*

Marth: MAKE HIM LET ME GO!!! I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS!!! IM A KING!!!!!

Toon: *grabs Marth*

Hammy: *lets go then sits on Marth*

Marth: *huff* No... Let- me- goo...

Link: *laughs and steals his tiara*

Marth: *huffs* give it back!

Link: *runs away snickering*

Blaze: *makes her seagull attack Link*

Link: GAH!!! *drops the tiara and runs*

Blaze: *picks up the tiara and puts it on*

Marth: *huff* Please, Blaze.

Blaze: *takes it off and puts it on him*

Toon: Have you learned your lesson?

Marth: Yes!

Toon: Up, Hammy!

Hammy: *gets up*

Marth: *gets to his feet and dusts himself off*

Toon: *rides Hammy into the sunset*

Blaze: *turns into BlazingLion and roars*

Ike: *rides BlazingLion into the sunset*

Marth: WAIT!! *runs into the sunset*

Pit: *flies into the sunset leading the seagull army*

Link: Where's my hat!? ;-;