SSB RANDOMNESS

Zombies part two

Elle: *sob sob* I hugged it...

Spark: I wish we could leave this book...

Marth: Blaze probably wants you to die.

Link: *shivering*

Summer: *hugging and reassuring her squirrels*

Toon: I'm too young for this...

Marth: Blaze wouldn't do something like this... What's going on with her?

Link: Your tiara is wrong with her.

Toon: She doesn't like us any more... She wants to kill us... ;-;

Marth: That can't be true... Maybe it's a test or something...

Summer: I actually came up with the idea... I didn't think she'd really do it...

Ike: This was your idea!?

Link: It's not her fault!

Pit: Anyone want a cookie?

Toon: Me!

Pit: Okay!!

All: ...

Pit: Do you have any?

Toon: I'm starving...

Marth: I'll go get food...

Link: WAIT!!

Marth: What?

Ike: Everyone knows that the first to leave is the first to die.

Marth: Pit wanna go with me? You can go first.

Pit: How nice of you! *walks out*

Link: That's mean.

Marth: *shrugs* survival of the fittest. *follows Pit*

Pit: 🎶Do~do~do🎶

Marth: Ssh. Do you hear that?

((Low growling))

Werewolf: *leaps out*

Marth: *screams like a girl and runs back*

Pit: Wow he does not like shopping.

Link: What happened Marth!?

Marth: *blubbering*

Ike: Where's Pit?

Marth: *whimpering*

((House explodes))

Link: WTF CREEPERS!?

All: *run*

Werewolves, creepers, zombies, all monsters: *chase them*

Summer: This is not World War Z...

Marth: It's World War M!

Link: -_-💢