SSB RANDOMNESS

Switched again!

Blaze: I want to try again with the switching thing.

All: NOO!!

Blaze: This time, I'm switching... Pit!

Pit: What?

Blaze: You're switching with... Link!!

Link: What!?

Blaze: *pours out potion*

Pit: Whoa... *swings sword and hits himself in the face*

Link: Hey! *flaps wings*

Pit: Can I still fly? *jumps* Eh. *jumps* eh.

Link: Whoa. *flies*

Pit: ;-; *pulls out bow*

Link: Lol just try it.

Pit: *shoots Ike*

Ike: Oww!! STAHP!!

Pit: *climbs on roof reaching for Link*

Link: Don't hurt my body!

Pit: *falls off*

Link: *grabs him* I told you!! Am I really this heavy? *puts down*

Blaze: *laughing*

Pit: *accidentally wraps the hookshot around himself*

Link: *facepalm*

Pit: Halp...

Link: *unwraps him*

Pit: *accidentally shoots himself*

Link: REALLY!?

Pit: *falls unconscious*

Marth: *laughing*

Link: *glares*

Blaze: Here. *stabs Pit with dagger*

Link: NOOO! I'm going to be stuck in this angel getup forever!

Pit: *healed gets up*

Link: Wut?

Blaze: It has healing powers.

Link: -_-

Pit: *runs into a pole*

Link: *facepalm*

Pit: *falls face first onto the water slide*

Marth: Wait, when did we get a water slide?

Blaze: Two weeks ago.

Link: *uses wings for balance and goes down water slide standing*

Pit: *flailing lands in water*

Link: *goes sailing through the air and does a flip*

Marth: *takes a pic*

Link: *lands on floaty and slides to the edge*

Pit: I didn't know I could do that...

Link: No, but I can.

Pit: *attempts and fails*

Link: You're making me look bad...

Pit: *bellyflops in water*

All: Ouch...

Link: -_-

Pit: THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!! *leaps off thousand mile high diving board*

((An hour later))

Link: Where is he?

Pit: *lands on him*

Both: owowowowowowowowow!!!!!

Blaze: Well, let's go inside.